Buckle Up, Colts Fans: Unveiling the 2023 Indianapolis Colts Schedule (Because We All Know You're Itching to Know)
The year is 2023. Birds are chirping, grills are sizzling, and one burning question occupies the mind of every Hoosier horse racing enthusiast (or, you know, Indianapolis Colts fan): when do the Colts HIT. THE. FIELD?
Well, fret no more, my friends! Because strapped to your trusty steed of knowledge (that's me, by the way), is the glorious roadmap to Colts victory (or at least, entertainment) for the 2023 season.
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| What is The Indianapolis Colts Schedule For 2023 |
Colts Country, Let's Ride...the Schedule!
We've got a doozy of a season ahead, folks. Coach Steichen's squad is lookin' sharp (and hopefully healthy!), and rookie quarterback Anthony Richardson is ready to sling some pigskin. Here's a sneak peek at what's in store:
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- Early Season Eats: The Colts kick things off with a delightful (hopefully) one-sided buffet against the Buffalo Bills on August 12th. You know, a nice way to whet your appetite for the main course.
- Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold (or at Lucas Oil Stadium): Keep your eyes peeled for those frosty November nights, because the Colts face off against their AFC South rivals – the Titans and Texans – in back-to-back games. Talk about fiery rematches!
- Primetime Pandemonium: Circle those Sundays! The Colts have a couple of primetime appearances this season, so dust off your jerseys and get ready to bring the Lucas Oil Stadium energy.
But wait, there's more! This is just a taste of the gridiron goodness that awaits. You can find the full, glorious schedule plastered all over the internet (or, you know, you can visit the official Colts website [colts.com]).
QuickTip: A careful read saves time later.
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Here are some helpful tips for deciphering the schedule:
- Don't be fooled by fancy abbreviations: FOX, CBS, ESPN – they're just trying to trick you into buying cable. Luckily, there are ways around that these days (wink wink).
- Time zones are a thing: Especially if you're a die-hard fan on the West Coast. Invest in a good cup of coffee (or an even better energy drink).
- BYEs are for wusses... mostly: Everyone needs a break! But don't worry, the Colts will be back hungrier than ever after their bye week.
How to Become a Colts Scheduling Master (Because Why Not?)
Alright, alright, you Colts fanatics want more? Buckle up, because I'm about to turn you into scheduling savants.
- How to Find the Colts Schedule Online: There are a million and one places. The official Colts website ([colts.com]), the NFL website (
https://www.nfl.com/ - How to Annoy Your Friends with Your Colts Knowledge: Casually drop "Oh yeah, the Colts play the Saints on the 29th" into conversation. Bonus points for knowing their record against New Orleans.
- How to Impress Your Boss with Your Colts Dedication: "Sorry, gotta reschedule that meeting, the Colts are playing primetime!" (This one is not recommended, but hey, dedication is key, right?)
- How to Never Miss a Colts Game (Unless You Absolutely Have To): DVRs, streaming services, friendly neighborhood sports bars – there are options, people!
- How to Become the Ultimate Colts Fanatic: Learn the fight song. Paint your face. And most importantly, cheer on your team with unwavering enthusiasm (and maybe a little healthy trash talk)!
So there you have it, folks! The 2023 Indianapolis Colts schedule, served with a side of humor and helpful tips. Now get out there, Colts fans, and make this season one to remember!
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