The Kansas City Chiefs: Champions of the Gridiron... Most of the Time
Ah, the Kansas City Chiefs. A team known for fiery fanbases, loud stadiums (have you heard Arrowhead erupt?), and a whole lotta ketchup (don't ask). But what about their winning record? Buckle up, because we're about to dive into the glorious, not-so-glorious, and downright confusing history of the Chiefs' W-L column.
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From Humble Texans to Mahomes Magic: A Brief History
The Chiefs weren't always Chiefs! They started out as the Dallas Texans in 1960, racking up wins like a grocery cart full of championship rings. In fact, they were the winningest team in AFL history (look it up, it's a thing). Then, they hightailed it to Kansas City in 1963, donned some snazzy red and gold uniforms, and became the legendary Chiefs we know and love today.
So, how many wins are we talking about here?
Here's the stat you've been waiting for: the Chiefs boast a respectable 532-439-12 record across their entire existence (as of the 2024 season). That translates to a winning percentage of .547, which ain't bad, but it ain't exactly lighting the scoreboard on fire either.
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But wait! There's more! The Chiefs have enjoyed some stellar highs like their perfect 14-2 season in 2020 (thanks, Patrick Mahomes!), but also some rough patches (those 2-14 seasons in 2008 and 2012, oofta).
Fun Fact: The Great Ketchup Debate
Did you know there's a whole debate raging about what kind of ketchup belongs on a Chiefs game hot dog? Mustard lovers? We see you. Relish rebels? We respect your hustle. But for the true Chiefs fan, it's all about that sweet, tangy ketchup.
Tip: Stop when confused — clarity comes with patience.
How about the Playoffs?
The Chiefs haven't been slouches in the postseason either. They've got a 24-21 playoff record and have hoisted the Lombardi Trophy a whopping four times (Super Bowls IV, LIV, LVII, and LVIII... that's a lot of Roman numerals!).
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FAQ: You Asked, We Answered (Kinda)
How to celebrate a Chiefs win? Easy! Blast some disco (it's their victory song, don't judge), paint your face red, and yell yourself hoarse.
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How to forget a Chiefs loss? We recommend copious amounts of barbecue and a rewatch of Super Bowl LIV (because, let's be honest, that was a good one).
How to convince someone to become a Chiefs fan? Show them highlights of Patrick Mahomes' magic arm. That usually does the trick.
QuickTip: Focus on one paragraph at a time.
How to get to Arrowhead Stadium? GPS is your friend, but be prepared for a sea of red and the loudest crowd this side of a rock concert.
How much ketchup is too much ketchup on a hot dog? There's no such thing as too much ketchup. Just ask a Chiefs fan.
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