The Search for the Elusive Kansas City Chiefs Theme Song: A Hilarious Quest for Truth (and Touchdowns)
Ah, the Kansas City Chiefs. A team known for their explosive offense, passionate fans, and...well, a bit of a musical mystery. That's right, folks, unlike most NFL teams with fight songs that get stuck in your head for weeks (we're looking at you, cheeseheads), the Chiefs theme song situation is a tad...complicated.
The Plot Thickens: Fan Favorites and Unofficial Anthems
Here's the thing: die-hard Chiefs fans will tell you there's definitely a theme song, it just depends on who you ask. Some swear by the electrifying "RED KINGDOM" by Kansas City rapper Tech N9ne. This anthem is all about Chiefs pride, with lyrics that'll get you pumped and ready to chop (more on that later). Others might mention "Kansas Level (Kansas City Chiefs Theme)" by King Arthur on Mars. It's a more classic rock-inspired jam, perfect for tailgating with a cold beverage.
But here's the kicker: neither of these songs are actually the official Chiefs theme song. The team itself plays a short instrumental fanfare before kickoff, which is undeniably catchy, but let's be honest, it's not exactly going to win any Grammys.
The Legend of the Chop: It's Not About Lumberjacks (Probably)
Now, we can't talk about Chiefs music without mentioning the iconic "Chop." This rhythmic chopping motion performed by fans in unison is a staple at Arrowhead Stadium. And while some might think it's a tribute to hearty lumberjacks, it's actually derived from a fight song by the Eighteenth Army Airborne Corps. The Chiefs adopted it in the 1980s, and it's become a beloved tradition ever since. Bonus points if you can do the chop while singing along to unofficial Chiefs anthems.
Chiefs Theme Song FAQ: Your Moment of Zen
Alright, alright, we know this whole theme song thing can be confusing. So, here's a quick FAQ to set the record straight (as straight as a Patrick Mahomes spiral):
How to pick a Chiefs theme song?
Easy! Pick the one that gets you the most hyped. "RED KINGDOM" for pure energy? "Kansas Level" for classic rock vibes? You do you, boo.
How to do the Chop?
Extend your arm outwards with an open palm, then rapidly chop your hand down at the wrist in a rhythmic motion. Imagine you're giving a high five to an invisible (and very enthusiastic) friend.
How loud can Arrowhead Stadium get during the Chop?
Let's just say you might want to consider earplugs.
How many Super Bowls do the Chiefs have?
(quietly whispers) Two. But they're definitely going for more!
How much fun will you have at a Chiefs game?
Enough to make you forget all about the official theme song debate.