Dodgers: Are They Really That Good?
So, the Dodgers. Those Dodgers. You know, the ones who seem to win more often than not? The team that makes the rest of the NL look like a bunch of Little Leaguers? Let’s dive into their stellar record this year.
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| What is The Los Angeles Dodgers Record This Year |
A Winning Streak That’s Getting Ridiculous
The Dodgers, much like their fans, seem to be perpetually smiling. With a record that’s making other teams question their life choices, they’re turning heads and breaking hearts (of opposing fans, of course). It’s like they've got a secret formula or something. Maybe it's the California sunshine, or perhaps they've discovered a new energy source in Dodger Stadium hot dogs. Who knows?
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But seriously, their win percentage is making us question if baseball is even fair anymore. It’s like they're playing on a different field with different rules. Cue dramatic music.
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The Rest of the League: Just Trying to Keep Up
While the Dodgers are busy counting their wins, the rest of the NL is trying to figure out how to tie their shoes. It's a tough life being a fan of any other team in the NL West. You're basically setting yourself up for disappointment. But hey, at least the beer is cold, right?
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So, What’s the Secret?
We've all wondered it. How do they do it? Is it the pitching? The hitting? The fielding? Or is it just pure, unadulterated luck? Some say it's their deep pockets. Others blame it on alien technology. We might never know the truth. But one thing's for sure: they're a force to be reckoned with.
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TL;DR: The Dodgers are good. Really good. Like, suspiciously good.
How To... Dodgers Edition
- How to become a Dodgers fan: Easy, just start rooting for the winning team.
- How to cope with being a fan of another NL West team: Therapy helps. Or alcohol.
- How to impress your baseball-loving friends: Learn every Dodgers player's batting average.
- How to predict the Dodgers' next move: Just assume they'll win.
- How to survive a Dodgers game: Bring sunscreen and a really good hat.
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