So, You Wanna Live Like an Oklahoma City A-Lister, Huh?
Let's face it, Oklahoma City isn't exactly Beverly Hills (yet! Don't quote me on that, Hollywood producers). But, even in this friendly, down-to-earth city, there are neighborhoods where the houses have chandeliers that could blind a buzzard and swimming pools bigger than some Oklahoma counties.
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Mesta Park: Mansion Nirvana
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That neighborhood would be Mesta Park, my friend. Here's where the oil barons and titans of industry roost. Think sprawling estates, manicured lawns that would make a golf course jealous, and security gates that could rival Fort Knox. The median home price here? A cool $1.1 million. Cool if you have that kind of lying around, that is.
But Wait, There's More! (Luxury, That Is)
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Mesta Park isn't the only contender in the Oklahoma City affluence olympics. Here's a quick rundown of other neighborhoods where you might spot a celebrity riding a Segway to their mailbox (because, you know, even the rich get tired of walking):
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- Heritage Hills: Full of historic charm and houses that look like they belong on a postcard. Just be prepared to shell out a near-princely sum for the privilege.
- Nichols Hills: Long considered the posh part of town, Nichols Hills offers a mix of swanky estates and cozy abodes (well, cozy for a mansion, anyway).
Signs You Might Live in Fancyville, Oklahoma
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- Your daily commute involves dodging herds of deer on your private property.
- Your mailbox is a converted carriage house.
- You have a "bathtub butler" on speed dial (because filling a tub that big takes time, people).
Okay, Okay, Enough with the Fancy Talk. How Do I Afford This?
Let's be honest, most of us aren't lottery winners. But hey, a little Oklahoma dreamin' never hurt anyone, right? Here are some tips (emphasis on the maybe):
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- Marry rich. Obvious, but worth mentioning.
- Invent the next fidget spinner. It could happen!
- Find a buried treasure chest in your backyard. True story, this happens more often than you think (in Oklahoma, at least).
FAQs for the Aspiring Oklahoma City High Roller
- How to get on the Mesta Park HOA? Good luck! Those folks are tight-lipped about their secret handshake.
- How to find a buried treasure chest? Invest in a good metal detector and a positive attitude.
- How to invent the next fidget spinner? Honestly, your guess is as good as mine.
- How much does a bathtub butler cost? Depends on how fancy you want the bath drawn. White gloves optional.
- How to marry rich? Be charming, witty, and have a good sense of humor (like me!). But seriously, focus on building a fulfilling life and the right things might follow.
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