Please Come to Boston: A Ballad of Wanderlust, Denial, and Maybe a Little Stalking?
Ah, "Please Come to Boston," the 1974 earworm by Dave Loggins. A song so catchy it'll have you humming about cobblestones and chowder for weeks. But what's the real story behind this geographical love letter (or guilt trip, depending on how you see it)? Buckle up, history buffs and hopeless romantics, because we're diving deep into the "Please Come to Boston" rabbit hole.
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| What is Please Come To Boston About |
The Plot (Spoiler Alert: It's Not That Complicated)
Our protagonist, a fellow named Dave (shocking, I know), finds himself in the bustling metropolis of Boston. Now, Boston's a great city, full of history, museums, and enough Dunkin' Donuts to fuel a small nation. But Dave seems to be missing something... a certain someone, perhaps? Enter the mystery woman. We never learn her name, but Dave paints a vivid picture: she's somewhere far away, and he desperately wants her to join him in Beantown.
Three Cities, Three Pleas, Three Rejections (Ouch!)
The song follows a now-familiar pattern. Dave waxes poetic about the city's charm ("Boston's got the history, the Freedom Trail to walk"), before launching into a heartfelt plea: "Please come to Boston, honey, if you just can see..." But alas, his pleas are met with a resounding "No!" from our elusive lady friend. This rejection cycle repeats for Denver and Los Angeles as well, leaving us to wonder: is this woman playing hard to get, or is Dave coming on a tad strong with the cross-country invitations?
Tip: Reading twice doubles clarity.
The Big Twist: There Was No Woman?!
Here's where things get interesting. Years later, Loggins himself confessed that the song's inspiration wasn't a real-life romance. The "woman" was entirely fictional, a product of loneliness and a desire to capture the longing for connection during his early touring days. So, the entire song is basically Dave serenading an imaginary girlfriend across the country. Talk about commitment!
Wait, wasn't this a love song? More like a love song to... wanderlust? Self-pity? The open road? The jury's still out.
Tip: Read the whole thing before forming an opinion.
So, What's the Point?
Despite the slightly stalkerish undertones, "Please Come to Boston" remains a classic. It's a catchy tune with a relatable theme: the yearning for connection, no matter how geographically challenged it might be. Plus, it's a fun reminder that sometimes, the best songs are born out of sheer loneliness and a whole lot of Dunkin' Donuts.
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FAQ: Please Come to Boston Edition
How to convince someone to visit Boston? Focus on the city's charm, history, and delicious food (chowder, anyone?). But maybe skip the stalkerish serenades.
QuickTip: Reflect before moving to the next part.
How to avoid getting rejected like Dave? Maybe start with a simple "Hey, how about we grab coffee?" before whisking them across the country.
How to write a hit song? Loneliness, catchy melody, and a healthy dose of self-deprecation apparently do the trick.
QuickTip: Slow scrolling helps comprehension.
How to get to Boston? Plane, train, or automobile all work! Just don't show up at Dave Loggins' doorstep singing the song.
How to get this song out of my head? Listen to it on repeat for a few hours. Trust me, it won't work. You're welcome.
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