Portland: Where the Nets Get Shredded... But Not Your Clothes (Probably)
You might be scratching your head wondering why a perfectly lovely city like Portland has a nickname that sounds like it came straight out of a skateboarding competition. Well, buckle up, my friend, because we're about to dive into the story of "Rip City" and it's wilder than a Sasquatch sighting at a microbrewery.
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The Birth of a Nickname: It Wasn't Planned, It Was Passion
The year is 1971. The Portland Trail Blazers, a fresh-faced team in the NBA, are facing off against the mighty Los Angeles Lakers. The Blazers are getting schooled, down by more than 20 points. Things are looking grimmer than a cup of day-old coffee.
Then, a miracle happens. Blazers guard Jim Barnett, in a move that would make his coach faint, launches a Hail Mary shot from practically half court (back then, there was no fancy three-point line). The crowd gasps, but the net goes BOOM! The shot finds its home, and the Blazers are back in the game!
The legendary play-by-play announcer, Bill Schonely, loses his marbles (metaphorically, of course). In the heat of the moment, he lets out a roar that echoes through the ages: "Rip City!"
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And just like that, a legend was born.
Note: The Blazers ended up losing that game, but "Rip City" stuck. It perfectly captured the young team's underdog spirit and their willingness to take chances, even if they meant ripping the fabric of reality with audacious shots.
Is "Rip City" Just About Basketball?
Mostly! But the energy of "Rip City" has seeped into the city's soul. It reflects Portland's love for underdogs, its creative spirit, and its willingness to embrace the weird (we're looking at you, Unipiper).
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So, next time you visit Portland, don't be surprised if you hear someone yell "Rip City!" Just nod knowingly and maybe grab a delicious donut. You're in Rip City now, baby!
FAQ: Rip City Edition
How to become a Rip City citizen?
Easy! Just develop an undying love for craft beer, rain boots, and the occasional outlandish dream.
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How to dress for Rip City?
Comfort is king (or queen). Think flannel, ripped jeans, and a band t-shirt that screams "I don't care, but I look good not caring."
How to talk Rip City?
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Master the art of the deadpan compliment. Example: "That haircut is...unique."
How to celebrate a Rip City victory?
High fives are good. Excessive high fives with strangers are even better.
How to mourn a Rip City loss?
Drown your sorrows in a delicious IPA, but remember, tomorrow is a new day. In Rip City, we keep it moving (slowly, because it's probably raining).
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