Houston: Where the Money Resides
So, you wanna know where the big bucks are stashed in Houston, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the glitzy world of Houston's elite.
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River Oaks: The Beverly Hills of Houston
Let's start with the obvious: River Oaks. It's like the Beverly Hills of Houston, but with a Texas twang. If you've got more money than sense (or more likely, both), this is your hood. Think sprawling mansions, private tennis courts, and enough designer clothes to outfit a small country. It's the kind of place where people casually mention their art collection like it's a grocery list.
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Tanglewood: The Runner-up Royalty
Right behind River Oaks is Tanglewood. It's like River Oaks' slightly more down-to-earth cousin. Still plenty of money floating around, but maybe a few less peacocks strutting their stuff. You'll find some seriously impressive homes here, and the schools are top-notch. Perfect for raising little future millionaires.
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Other Notable Mentions
Don't get me wrong, River Oaks and Tanglewood are the cr�me de la cr�me, but there are other areas where the money is thick. Places like West University Place, Bellaire, and The Heights have their own unique charm and a healthy dose of affluence.
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But remember, money doesn't buy happiness. Or at least, that's what broke people like me like to tell ourselves.
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How to Spot the Rich in Houston
- How to spot a River Oaks resident: They’ll probably be driving a Bentley, wearing a Rolex, and carrying a Birkin bag. Oh, and their dog will have a better wardrobe than you.
- How to blend in with the Tanglewood crowd: Dress preppy, talk about your kids' private school, and mention your vacation home in Aspen casually.
- How to appreciate Houston's diversity: Remember, wealth comes in all shapes and sizes. Don't judge a book by its cover (or a person by their ZIP code).
So, there you have it. A brief (and slightly sarcastic) overview of Houston's affluent areas. Remember, it's important to appreciate the finer things in life, but also to keep your feet firmly planted on the ground. Or at least, on a solid gold floor.
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