Brace Yourselves, Boston: A Guide to Snow Emergencies (Because Let's Face It, Shoveling Isn't Exactly Cardio)
Living in Boston is pretty darn awesome. We've got history, culture, and a whole lotta Dunkin' Donuts (a personal necessity). But let's be honest, folks, winter can be a bit of a doozy. And what's the worst part of a Boston winter? You guessed it – snow emergencies.
Now, before you start hoarding batteries and wrapping yourself in bubble wrap, let's break down what a snow emergency actually means.
The Lowdown on Snowmageddon (or Just a Regular Snowstorm)
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A snow emergency in Boston is basically the city's way of saying, "Hey, things are about to get a little slippery out there. Let's make sure everyone stays safe." It's triggered by snowfall that's expected to impact driving conditions or make it difficult for plows to clear the roads.
Here's what you can expect during a snow emergency:
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Parking Ban: Don't Block the Plow Party! This is the big one. Certain streets, usually major roads, will have parking bans in effect. Park your car elsewhere or risk getting a ticket and a tow truck as its unwelcome guest.
Digging Duty: Embrace Your Inner Snow Warrior. Property owners are responsible for clearing sidewalks abutting their property. Yes, that means you gotta grab your shovel and channel your inner lumberjack. Don't worry, you have a few hours after the snow stops to become Michelangelo with a shovel.
Snow Blind? There's an App for That (Probably). The city will usually issue alerts and updates about the snow emergency. Sign up for these – trust us, you don't want to be the one stuck shoveling in your pajamas because you missed the memo.
But Wait, There's More! (Because Seriously, Winter in Boston)
Snow Emergency Levels: From "Flurry" to "Full-Blown Blizzard." Not all snow emergencies are created equal. Sometimes it's a light dusting, and other times it's a full-on blizzard. The severity of the storm will determine the level of the snow emergency and the specific restrictions in place.
The Great Escape: Will My Office Be Open? This is a gamble, my friend. Schools and some businesses might close during a bad snowstorm, but it depends on the severity. Keep an eye on the news and listen to your boss's (hopefully) wise pronouncements.
How to Survive a Snow Emergency: A Crash Course
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Okay, so you're prepped on the basics. But how do you actually, you know, survive a snow emergency? Here's a crash course:
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Befriend Your Neighbors: Solidarity is Key. Stuck shoveling your driveway and realize you forgot the milk? Knock on your neighbor's door! Boston winters are all about community, so lend a hand and maybe they'll return the favor with a cup of hot cocoa.
Embrace the Layers: Like an Onion, But Less Weepy. Dress in layers, folks. Trapped inside because of the storm? Ditch the sweats and throw on some real clothes. You'll thank yourself when you're not shivering while making the tenth cup of coffee.
Stock Up on Essentials (But Not Toilet Paper, We've All Learned Our Lesson). Grab some groceries, batteries, and maybe a good book or two. A snow emergency is a great excuse to catch up on your reading list (or that show you've been meaning to binge-watch).
Bonus Tip: If you see someone struggling to shovel their walk, offer to help! Especially our elderly neighbors – a little kindness goes a long way, especially during a snowstorm.
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| What is A Snow Emergency In Boston |
FAQ: Snow Emergency Edition
How to find out if there's a snow emergency? Check the city's website, news channels, or sign up for emergency alerts.
How long do I have to clear my sidewalk? Generally, you have a few hours after the snowfall ends to clear your walk.
Where can I park during a snow emergency? Find a garage or park on a street that doesn't have a parking ban in effect.
What happens if my car gets towed? Contact the Boston Transportation Department to retrieve your car. There will likely be towing and storage fees involved.
Should I cancel my date during a snow emergency? This is a judgment call. If it's a light snowstorm, you might be okay. But if it's a blizzard, maybe reschedule for a cup of hot cocoa
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