Las Vegas: Escalators to Escalating Fun - All Thanks to the Tesla Tunnel ️
So, you're headed to Vegas, baby! City of lights, questionable life choices, and...underground highways? Yep, you heard right. Sin City is shaking things up with the Tesla Tunnel, also known as the Vegas Loop (because apparently, Vegas wasn't flashy enough).
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| What is The Tesla Tunnel Las Vegas |
Ditch the Cabs, Dude, It's Tunnel Time!
Forget battling traffic jams that make slot machines look tame. The Tesla Tunnel whisks you away in a Tesla Model 3, chauffeured by a friendly human (for now, those robots are still under development). Zip through twin tunnels at over 40mph, leaving those poor souls above to stew in the desert heat.
But wait, there's more! This ain't your grandpappy's subway. The Vegas Loop is all about convenience and avoiding that awkward "pretend you don't know each other" elevator ride after a Cirque du Soleil show.
Where You Cruisin', Man?
Right now, the fun is contained within the vast Las Vegas Convention Center (LVCC). Think of it as a super cool underground walkway, only way faster and with Teslas! Five stations connect you to different parts of the LVCC, so you can ditch those blisters from all that convention floor pounding.
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But that's just the beginning, baby! The Vegas Loop has ambitious plans. We're talking a 68-mile tunnel network connecting the entire Las Vegas Strip, the airport, the stadium, and maybe even teleporting you straight to your winnings at the roulette table (okay, maybe not that last one).
Frequently Asked Tunnel Questions ( cause Vegas on your mind brings up all sorts of questions)
How to Get on the Tesla Tunnel Ride?
Currently, the ride is free and exclusive to Las Vegas Convention Center attendees. But keep an eye out, it might be your ride to the blackjack tables soon!
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How Deep is the Tunnel?
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Not an escape route from your mother-in-law, that's for sure. A cool 40 feet underground.
How Fast Does the Tesla Go?
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We're talking over 40 mph, which is way faster than you after a Vegas buffet.
Are There Self-Driving Cars Yet?
Not quite, but The Boring Company (yes, that's the actual name) is working on it!
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Is There Wi-Fi Down There?
Of course! How else are you gonna post that envy-inducing Vegas story to Instagram?
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