Calling All Wannabe Wenches and Gallant Knights: A Hilariously Historic Look at Tournament of Kings in Las Vegas
Vegas, baby! The city of sin, showgirls, and... jousting? That's right, nestled amongst the glitz and glamor is a place where you can ditch the slot machines for some good old-fashioned medieval mayhem. Buckle up for a knee-slapping journey into the world of Tournament of Kings, a dinner show that'll have you cheering, feasting, and maybe even dodging a stray turkey leg (don't worry, they come with the meal!).
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What's the Deal with This Tournament Thing?
Forget your boring buffets, Tournament of Kings is a full-on medieval experience. Imagine yourself transported to King Arthur's court (well, a slightly more comfortable version with air conditioning). You'll be seated in a round arena, each section representing a different kingdom. Prepare to unleash your inner William Wallace and cheer on your designated knight as they joust, sword fight, and basically show off their impressive horseback riding skills (try that on a Segway, Elvis!).
But Wait, There's More! (Because Vegas Never Does Just One Thing)
This ain't your grandpa's history lesson. Tournament of Kings throws in a healthy dose of special effects, pyrotechnics, and enough drama to rival a Kardashian meltdown. There's a damsel (or two) in distress, a villainous sorcerer (probably with questionable fashion sense), and of course, a valiant hero destined to save the day (hopefully with better hair than the sorcerer).
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Oh, and the food! You won't be gnawing on turkey legs with your bare hands (although, bonus points if you try). They serve up a three-course feast fit for a king (or queen), all enjoyed in the most medieval way possible: with your hands! So ditch the fancy forks and embrace your inner caveman.
Is This Place Just for History Buffs and Cosplay Enthusiasts?
Absolutely not! Tournament of Kings is a blast for all ages. Kids will love the exciting action and the chance to cheer on their favorite knight. Adults will appreciate the humor, the nostalgia (think childhood trips to Medieval Times), and the sheer ridiculousness of it all. It's the perfect way to add a touch of hilarious history to your Vegas vacation.
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Plus, who can resist yelling "Huzzah!" at the top of their lungs? It's practically therapeutic.
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FAQ - Your Knighthood Awaits!
How to Get Tickets? Just head over to the Excalibur Hotel website or call their box office.
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How Much Does it Cost? Prices vary depending on the date and time, but you can expect to pay somewhere between $70 and $120 per person.
How Should I Dress? No need to break out the chainmail and codpiece. Vegas casual is perfectly acceptable, but feel free to add a touch of medieval flair if you're feeling fancy.
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Is There Parking? Yes, the Excalibur Hotel has a parking garage.
Can I Bring My Small Child? Absolutely! Tournament of Kings is a family-friendly show. However, very young children might get overwhelmed by the noise and excitement.
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