Indianapolis: Circle City of Champions... Except Maybe in These Areas
Indianapolis! The Naptown. The Circle City. Home of the Indy 500, delicious pork tenderloin sandwiches, and... well, let's not sugarcoat it, some areas that might make even Mario Andretti slow down.
Now, before you Hoosiers come at me with rolling pins (those things are vicious, by the way), hear me out. Indy is a fantastic city with a ton to offer. But just like every rose has its thorn (or in Indy's case, potholes), there are a few neighborhoods that might not be on every tourist brochure.
So, you're wondering what the "worst" parts of Indianapolis might be? Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to take a ride.
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The Not-So-Shining Stars: Neighborhoods to Approach with Caution (or a Really Big Hoosier)
- Tuxedo Park: This neighborhood isn't named after the classy attire for a reason. Let's just say you might find more danger here than at a James Bond villain's lair.
- 38th and Post: This intersection might be more famous for near-misses than mistletoe. Just saying!
- Haughville: Here's a place where "rough around the edges" takes on a whole new meaning. If your adventuring spirit includes dodging...uh...things, this might be your spot.
Now, disclaimers before you write me off as an Indy-hater:
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- These are just a few examples, and there are definitely good people in every neighborhood.
- Crime rates can fluctuate, so it's always a good idea to do your research before moving anywhere.
- Indy has a ton of great neighborhoods! This is just a bit of light-hearted fun (mostly).
How to Avoid the Not-So-Pleasant Parts of Indy (besides the obvious of using a map):
- Talk to locals. People who live in Indy will have the best scoop on where to go (and where not to).
- Let there be light! Most crime happens at night. If you're exploring a new area, do it during the day.
- Trust your gut. If a place feels off, it probably is. Hightail it outta there like a champion racecar.
FAQs:
How to find the good neighborhoods in Indianapolis?
QuickTip: Focus on what feels most relevant.
There are many resources online and from local realtors! Broad Ripple, Fountain Square, and Meridian-Kessler are all great places to start.
How to avoid traffic in Indianapolis?
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Public transportation is decent, but Indy is a car city. Learn alternate routes and be prepared to chill (bonus points for cranking up some Johnny Cash).
Tip: Don’t skip the small notes — they often matter.
How to survive a pothole in Indianapolis?
Honestly, this one requires a bit of luck and maybe a good prayer. Just drive cautiously!
How to find the best pork tenderloin sandwich in Indianapolis?
QuickTip: Absorb ideas one at a time.
This, my friend, is a noble pursuit. Asking locals is your best bet, but you can't go wrong with any of the classics like Lippy's or Nick's.
How to become a true Hoosier?
There's no official test, but cheering on the Colts, learning the difference between pop and soda, and mastering the art of the Indiana two-step are all good places to start.
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