Axl Hits the Mile High City: From Campus to... Bus Driver?
Ah, Axl Heck. The prodigal son (well, maybe not that prodigal) of ABC's beloved sitcom "The Middle." We all watched him evolve from teenage knucklehead to, well, a slightly-less-knuckleheaded young adult. But one question lingered after the show's finale: what on earth did Axl do with his business degree in Denver?
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From Party Animal to... Wheelman?
Let's face it, Axl wasn't exactly known for his academic prowess. Remember his, ahem, "interesting" performance in Economics class? His parents, Frankie and Mike, envisioned a future filled with boardrooms and briefcases, not, you know, driving a big yellow box.
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Enter the Denver Bus
And that, my friends, is exactly what happened. Yes, you read that right. Axl, the future business tycoon, became a Denver bus driver. Now, before you scoff, let's consider the upside:
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- Free Haircuts (Probably): Remember Axl's signature mane? Regular bus driver hat meetings could have resulted in some serious enforced short-back-and-sides action.
- Mastering the Art of the One-Liner: Axl's always had a way with words (or at least with delivering his mom's witty comebacks as his own). Imagine the epic exchanges he must have had with chatty Denverites boarding his bus!
- King of the Road (Well, a Route): Denver has some pretty amazing scenery. Maybe Axl finally appreciated the beauty of nature while waiting for his next load of passengers (or, you know, getting stuck in traffic).
Frankie and Mike: Not Exactly Thrilled
Let's just say Mike's "manly man" expectations for Axl's career path took a sharp turn. Frankie, ever the optimist, probably saw the bright side (free bus passes for the whole family?).
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But Did Axl Stick With It?
That's the beauty of sitcom ambiguity, my friend. We never did find out if Axl stuck with his bus driving gig. Maybe he saw the potential for a "Bus Life" Instagram account and became an influencer instead. Maybe he used his people skills to become the next great bus tour guide, regaling passengers with tales of the Mile High City.
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FAQ: Axl's Denver Days Edition
How to become a bus driver in Denver? A quick Google search (because Axl probably wouldn't know how to use one) should do the trick!
Is a business degree required to drive a bus? Nope! But it might impress your fellow drivers (or at least give you something to talk about on your lunch break).
Will I get a free haircut if I become a bus driver? Unlikely, but hey, you never know!
What are some good one-liners for dealing with chatty passengers? "Next stop, Patienceville. Population: You." (Use with caution!)
Will becoming a bus driver make me an Instagram influencer? Only if your bus has flames painted on the side.
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