California Bears: Not Quite a Bear Necessities Guide
So, you wanna know about California bears, huh? Well, buckle up, because we're about to dive into a world where the only thing more cuddly than a teddy bear is the idea of a teddy bear.
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| What Kind Of Bears Does California Have |
The Golden State, Not the Grizzly State
Let’s get one thing straight: there are no grizzly bears in California. Like, none. Zip. Zilch. Nada. They’re as extinct as your great-grandpa’s rotary phone. So, forget everything you know about Yogi Bear and his picnic basket antics.
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Black Bears: The Californian Bear Necessities
Now, we do have black bears in California. And by “black bears,” I mean a whole spectrum of colors from jet black to cinnamon brown. It’s like nature decided to play a cruel joke on colorblind people. But don’t be fooled by their names; these aren’t your average, cuddly teddy bear types. They’re wild animals with sharp claws and a penchant for raiding your trash.
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Bear Aware: Tips for Surviving in Bear Country
- Don’t be a food dummy: Bears love food. Like, really love food. So, don’t be an idiot and leave food out. This includes birdseed, which is basically bear crack.
- Hike in groups: Bears are less likely to mess with a group of people than a lone ranger. It’s like they’re afraid of crowd surfing or something.
- Make noise: Bears don’t like surprises. So, talk, sing, or even play a recorder while hiking. Just don’t try to impress them with your bear-themed opera.
Bear Encounters: What to Do (and Not Do)
If you do happen to encounter a bear, remember: don’t panic. Easier said than done, I know, but trust me, freaking out is like ringing a dinner bell for a bear. Instead, slowly back away, make yourself look big, and talk in a calm, assertive voice. And for the love of all things holy, don’t try to hug it.
QuickTip: Focus more on the ‘how’ than the ‘what’.
How to Bear Proof Your Campsite
- How to store your food properly? Use bear-resistant food containers or hang your food in a tree at least 10 feet off the ground and 4 feet from the trunk.
- How to deter bears from your campsite? Cook away from your tent, clean up all food scraps, and store your toiletries and other scented items in bear-resistant containers.
- How to behave around bears? Stay calm, avoid direct eye contact, and give bears plenty of space.
- How to scare a bear away? Make yourself look large, wave your arms, and make loud noises.
- How to avoid bear encounters? Hike in groups, make noise while hiking, and store food properly.
Remember, bears are wild animals and should be treated with respect. By following these tips, you can enjoy your time in the great outdoors without any unwanted bear encounters.
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