Conquering the "Mountains" of Boston: A Hilariously Inaccurate Guide
Ah, Boston. City of clam chowder, baked beans, and...mountains? Well, maybe not quite the Matterhorn, but hear me out, intrepid explorer. While Boston might not be the first place that springs to mind for a majestic mountain adventure, there are some...geographical bumps...around that you can technically call mountains. Just don't expect to need crampons and an ice axe.
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| What Mountains Are Near Boston |
The Not-So-Mighty "Mountains" of Massachusetts
Wachusett Mountain: Topping out at a whopping 2,006 feet, this "mountain" offers stunning views of...well, the surrounding hills. Hey, sometimes the journey (the hour drive from Boston) is more exciting than the destination (unless you find rolling green pastures thrilling). Bonus points for spotting the Boston skyline on a clear day!
The Blue Hills: This sprawling reservation south of Boston is your best bet for a ~mountainous~ experience. Clocking in at a daring 600 feet, these bad boys boast hiking trails, scenic overlooks, and even a wildlife sanctuary. You might even spot a coyote...or a particularly enthusiastic squirrel.
Mount Greylock: Now we're talking! At a mighty 3,491 feet, Greylock is the undisputed king of the Massachusetts "mountains." But don't let that fool you. It's still a manageable hike (for most) with breathtaking panoramic views. Just be sure to pack some snacks – conquering a mountain this size is bound to work up an appetite.
Important Disclaimer: These "mountains" may not cause avalanches or require extensive climbing gear. But hey, who needs Everest when you can have a scenic stroll with a view?
So You Want to Hike a Boston "Mountain"? Here's How:
How to channel your inner mountain goat:
Gear Up: While you won't need the full Everest get-up, comfortable shoes, layers, and a backpack are your essentials.
Hydration is Key: Those rolling hills can be deceiving! Pack plenty of water to stay refreshed.
Snacks are Mandatory: Conquering a mountain (or a particularly steep hill) takes energy. Pack those granola bars!
Respect the Trails: Stay on designated paths and leave no trace behind.
Be Bear Aware (Kind Of): Black bears do occasionally roam Massachusetts, but sightings are rare. Just in case, make some noise while hiking and avoid approaching any wild animals.
Now get out there and conquer those...slightly elevated landmasses!
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