Sooner QBs in the NFL: From Helmets to Headsets, a History of Oklahoma's Gunslingers
The Oklahoma Sooners are legendary for their explosive offense, and a big part of that firepower comes from the guys under center. We're talking about quarterbacks, folks, the magicians weaving pigskin poetry on the field. And let me tell you, Oklahoma has a rich history of these gunslingers who went on to light up the NFL. So buckle up, grab some popcorn (or Sooner Schooner dip, if you're fancy), and let's take a hilarious romp through the Hall of Honor (or Shame, depending on their win-loss ratio) of OU quarterbacks in the pros.
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The Early Birds: Worth Mentioning, Maybe Not Starting
We gotta start at the beginning, right? Back in the day, quarterbacks weren't exactly known for their commercials or million-dollar contracts. These early Sooner QBs were tough hombres who probably played both sides of the ball and wrestled steers in their spare time. Guys like Stump Dobbs (no, that wasn't his real name, but it should have been) and Eddie Crowder paved the way for the future stars, even if their NFL careers weren't exactly Hall of Fame worthy.
The Golden Age: From Landry to Lambeau
Then came the golden age. The 70s and 80s saw Oklahoma quarterbacks like Jamelle Holieway and Troy Aikman (yes, THAT Troy Aikman) take the NFL by storm. Holieway, with his cannon for an arm, could launch a football farther than a Sooner Schooner ride. Aikman, the cool and collected leader, led the Dallas Cowboys to three Super Bowl victories. These guys were the Michael Jordans of their time (well, maybe not quite Jordan, but you get the idea).
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The Modern Marvels: Mayfield Mania and Murray Magic
Fast forward to the present day, and Oklahoma's quarterback factory is still cranking out studs. Baker Mayfield, the brash and bold Heisman winner, brought his swagger and winning attitude to the Cleveland Browns (well, for a while at least). Then there's Kyler Murray, the electrifying Heisman winner who can run like the wind and throw a laser. This dude is so short, they probably have to custom-make his cleats. No matter their height, these guys are lighting up the NFL and keeping the Sooner tradition alive.
Not All Sequins and Swagger: A Few Duds (We Can Admit It)
Hey, even Oklahoma can't churn out superstars forever. There have been a few Sooner QBs who flamed out faster than a free keg at a frat party in Norman. We won't name names (but you might be thinking of a certain QB who rhymes with "Snackrifice"), but let's just say they learned that reading defenses is a crucial NFL skill.
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So You Wanna Be the Next Sooner QB in the NFL? How-To Tips (Disclaimer: Winning Not Guaranteed)
Inspired by these gridiron greats? Here's a quick guide to becoming the next Sooner QB sensation (with a healthy dose of humor):
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How to throw a spiral like Baker Mayfield:
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- Practice with a nerf football in your basement while yelling inspirational speeches to yourself.
- Develop a killer celebration dance (dabbing is optional, but highly encouraged).
How to run like Kyler Murray:
- Find yourself a time machine and travel back to high school.
- Focus on your gym class – speed is key, my friend.
- Maybe invest in some custom-made, tiny cleats for better traction.
How to win a Heisman Trophy:
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- Put up video game numbers. Seriously, like Madden-level stats.
- Be incredibly charismatic. You gotta charm those voters.
- Hope there isn't another quarterback with an even more outrageous story (looking at you, Johnny Manziel).
How to get drafted by the NFL:
- Master the art of the combine interview. Be prepared for questions about your favorite dinosaur and favorite flavor of Sooner Schooner dip.
- Throw a perfect spiral. Seriously, this is important.
- Pray a team needs a quarterback who can lead with charisma and maybe a sprinkle of madness.
How to guarantee success in the NFL?Sigh There is no guaranteed path to NFL glory, my friend. But with talent, hard work, and a little bit of Sooner magic, you might just make it.
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