So You Think You Can Outlaw? A Guide to Oklahoma's Most Notorious Lawbreakers
Oklahoma: land of wind, wheat fields, and...well, outlaws apparently. Yep, turns out this seemingly peaceful state has a wild past, chock full of characters who preferred a life on the fringe. But hey, don't worry, we're not talking about jaywalkers here. These were the real deal, the side-part-wearing, six-shootin' renegades who made headlines (and sheriff's lives miserable).
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The Hall of Fame (Not Really a Hall, More Like a Shady Saloon)
- Belle Starr: The Original Outlaw Fashionista This fiery redhead wasn't just a pretty face. Belle was a cunning smuggler and outlaw, using her southern charm to soften up lawmen (and probably break a few hearts too). Bonus fact: Belle wasn't afraid to get her hands dirty, literally! She was known to help with robberies and even harbored other outlaws on her ranch.
- Pretty Boy Floyd: Robin Hood...with a Machine Gun Floyd was Oklahoma's answer to Robin Hood, if Robin Hood robbed banks and wore fedoras. Allegedly (wink wink), he shared some of his loot with folks down on their luck, making him a bit of a folk hero.
- The Dalton Gang: Brothers in Arms (Literally) These fellas were the ultimate outlawing family business. Fun fact: Grat Dalton, the leader of the gang, once escaped prison by hiding in a laundry basket. Talk about dirty laundry!
This is just a taste of Oklahoma's outlaw smorgasbord. We've got train robbers, bank bandits, and even a guy who got famous for, well, not being very good at robbing things (looking at you, Elmer McCurdy).
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Outlaw FAQ: Frequently Asked Felonies (Kind Of)
How to dress like a classic Oklahoma outlaw? Think Wild West chic: dusters, boots, and a hat that says, "I don't trust anyone, especially not that tumbleweed over there."
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How to rob a bank (like, hypothetically speaking of course)? We strongly advise against it. But if you're writing a historical fiction novel, maybe some research on bank security in the 1800s is a better approach.
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How to become an outlaw folk hero? It's a tricky one. Robbing the rich and giving to the poor might get you some fans, but getting caught usually ends the hero story. Maybe try community service instead?
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How to avoid being caught by the law? Again, not our area of expertise. But here's a tip: don't wear your outlaw disguise to the grocery store the day after the big bank job.
How to learn more about Oklahoma's outlaws? Hit the history books! Or, you know, ask me (don't worry, I won't tell the sheriff).
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