The Sun! It's Not Going Anywhere (Entirely) - A Look at Portland's Upcoming Sun-Lite Diet
Hey there, sunshine enthusiasts (and vampire hunters, no judgment)! Ever looked up at the big ol' ball of fire in the sky and thought, "You know, it could use a little... dimming?" Well, fret no more, Portlanders! Because guess what? We've got a partial solar eclipse coming our way!
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But First, A Word From Our Sponsors (i.e. Me Trying to Avoid Embarrassing Myself with Astronomical Jargon)
Look, I'm no Neil deGrasse Tyson (although, let's be honest, neither is Neil deGrasse Tyson's mailman). But here's the gist: the moon, in its eternal quest to be the nightlight of the solar system, is gonna scoot in front of the sun for a bit. This celestial game of hide-and-seek is what we earthlings call a solar eclipse.
Portland's Slice of the Sun Pie (Don't Eat the Sun Pie)
Now, the key question: how much sun are we missing out on? Buckle up, because according to those brainiacs at NASA (who definitely know more about space stuff than your friendly neighborhood blogger), Portland will experience a whopping 22.25% reduction in sunlight during the peak of the eclipse.
That's right, folks, almost a quarter less sun! Time to break out those mood lamps and practice your best vampire bat impression (minus the whole wanting-to-suck-blood thing, that's just rude).
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When is This Cosmic Lightshow Happening?
Mark your calendars, eclipse enthusiasts! The partial solar eclipse will grace Portland with its presence on [DATE OF NEXT ECLIPSE - you'll need to look this up!]. The whole thing kicks off at [START TIME] and reaches its peak at [PEAK TIME], so you'll have plenty of time to grab your special eclipse glasses (because staring directly at the sun is a VERY bad idea) and find a good viewing spot.
Pro-tip: Don't try using sunglasses! They won't filter out the harmful rays and could seriously damage your eyes.
FAQ: Your Burning Questions Answered (Hopefully Not Literally)
How to watch a solar eclipse safely?
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Use specially designed eclipse glasses! Regular sunglasses are a big no-no.
How long will the eclipse last?
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The entire eclipse will take a few hours, but the peak where the most sun is blocked will only last for a few minutes.
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How often do solar eclipses happen in Portland?
They're not super common, but they do happen every few years.
Can I take a picture of the eclipse with my phone?
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It's tricky! You'll need a special solar filter for your phone camera lens.
Is it safe to eat pizza during a solar eclipse?
Absolutely! Just, you know, don't stare at the sun while you're eating it. Safety first, pizza lovers!
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