So You Think You Can Handle Oklahoma Beer: A Field Guide to Sooner State Brews (and Avoiding Jail Time)
Ah, Oklahoma. Land of the wind, the wheat, and...wait, what about the beer? Buckle up, craft beer aficionados (or should I say, aficionado-wannabes) because Oklahoma's beer scene is a bit more "yeehaw" than hoppy.
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| What Percentage Is Oklahoma Beer |
The 3.2% Caper: A Blast from the Prohibition Past
Let's talk history, folks. Oklahoma, bless its heart, clung to a teeny tiny detail from the bygone era of Prohibition. Up until 2018, the only beer freely available at your local gas station was a weakling, clocking in at a measly 3.2% alcohol by volume (ABV). That's about as strong as a handshake from your grandma.
But fear not, thirsty travelers! In 2018, Oklahoma kicked down the door to the modern world of beer (well, cracked it open a bit). Now, grocery stores and convenience stores can sell beer with a more respectable ABV, up to a mighty 8.9%.
Where to Find the Good Stuff (and Avoid the 3.2% Trap)
So, you're craving a real beer, not a malt beverage in disguise. Here's your cheat sheet:
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- Liquor stores: Your one-stop shop for anything stronger than 8.9% - IPAs, stouts, the whole nine yards. Just remember, these guys are a separate entity from grocery stores.
- Grocery stores and convenience stores: Look for the beers with a little more oomph! They won't be winning any craft beer awards, but they'll definitely quench your thirst for something more substantial than that 3.2% stuff.
Pro-Tip: Don't be fooled by the selection at gas stations. They're still stuck in the 3.2% dark ages (unless they also have a separate beer license, but that's a whole other rodeo).
Seriously, folks, avoid the 3.2%. It's for tourists and teenagers who think they're fooling everyone.
So You've Conquered Oklahoma Beer: A Word to the Wise
Congratulations! You've navigated the strange and wonderful world of Oklahoma beer laws. Now, here's the most important part: Drink responsibly. Oklahoma might be a little behind on the beer front, but a DUI is never in fashion.
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## Oklahoma Beer FAQs
How to find a liquor store in Oklahoma?
A quick Google search with "Oklahoma ABC store locator" should do the trick!
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How to tell if a grocery store sells beer stronger than 3.2%?
Look for a designated beer and wine section. If they've got a good selection, chances are they're carrying the stronger stuff.
How to avoid accidentally buying 3.2% beer?
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Check the ABV label! It's usually printed clearly on the bottle or can.
How much is a beer in Oklahoma?
Prices vary depending on brand and location, but expect to pay around what you would anywhere else in the US.
How do I become a craft beer brewer in Oklahoma?
The good news is, Oklahoma's craft beer scene is growing! Check out the Oklahoma Craft Brewers Association for licensing and regulatory information. Now get out there and brew something awesome!
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