The Texans' Draft Day Shopping Spree: A Tale of Two Picks (and a Bunch of Others)
So, the Houston Texans decided to do a little draft day shopping spree in 2023. They didn't just window shop, oh no, they went full-on Black Friday mode. Let’s break down their haul.
Round One: The Big Spenders
The Texans kicked things off with a bang, or should I say, two bangs? They nabbed C.J. Stroud at pick number two. Kid's got a rocket arm and a pretty face. If he can stay healthy, the Texans might have their franchise quarterback. But hey, no pressure, kid.
Not content with just one shiny new toy, the Texans traded up to snag Will Anderson Jr. at pick number three. Dude is a beast on defense. Think of him as the Thanos of edge rushers. If he’s half as good as advertised, opposing quarterbacks will be having nightmares.
Round Two and Beyond: Filling in the Gaps
The Texans didn’t stop there. They kept on picking, and picking, and picking. They grabbed Juice Scruggs in the second round, a center who’s supposed to be a mauler. We'll see about that. Round three brought us Tank Dell, a speedy wide receiver who could be a dynamic playmaker. If he can stay healthy and hold onto the ball, that is.
The rest of the draft was a mix of defensive linemen, linebackers, and a safety. Basically, they’re trying to build a wall around their shiny new toys, Stroud and Anderson. Smart move, Texans, smart move.
Did the Texans Nail It?
Only time will tell if the Texans made the right picks. But one thing's for sure, they've given their fans plenty to talk about. And hey, that’s half the fun of the draft, right?
How To... Texans Draft Edition
- How to trade up and down in the draft: This is a complex strategy involving math, magic, and a whole lot of luck. Best to leave it to the experts.
- How to find the next superstar: Crystal ball gazing, tarot cards, or just plain dumb luck. Your guess is as good as ours.
- How to deal with the inevitable draft day disappointment: Stock up on ice cream, pizza, and your favorite comfort shows.
- How to manage unrealistic fan expectations: Lower the bar. Way, way lower.
- How to rebuild a franchise: It takes time, patience, and a whole lot of draft picks.
