The Not-So-Fun Run: Where'd the Boston Bomber End Up?
Ah, the Boston Marathon bombing. A dark day for all. But hey, at least they caught the guy, right? Right. But where did this marathon-hating villain end his own long-distance race, you ask? Buckle up, because it's about to get...well, not exactly exciting, but informative in a mildly entertaining way.
From Beantown to the Rockies: A Change of Scenery
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the Boston Bomber himself, isn't exactly enjoying a luxurious stay at the Ritz-Carlton. No, his post-marathon life involves much less fluffy robes and much more clanging cell doors. You might be surprised to learn he's not cooling his heels in a Massachusetts prison. Instead, he's enjoying the fresh mountain air (well, maybe not that fresh) at the ADX Florence, also affectionately known as "The Alcatraz of the Rockies". Catchy, right?
Supermax duds for a Supervillain (of Sorts)
This ain't your average correctional facility, folks. ADX Florence is the big leagues of federal prisons. We're talking home-sweet-home for notorious criminals like the "Unabomber" Ted Kaczynski and Oklahoma City bombing conspirator Terry Nichols. Think of it as a villain convention, but instead of trading villainous tips, they're probably just staring at the wall (though, maybe they are swapping villainous tips, who are we to judge?).
So, Why the Rocky Mountain Resort Treatment?
This maximum-security prison is designed for the worst of the worst. ADX Florence boasts fancy features like solitary confinement and limited human contact. Sounds delightful! But hey, for someone who caused so much devastation, it's probably a fitting destination.
FAQ: You've Got Questions, We've Got (Short) Answers
- How to Visit the Boston Bomber in Prison? Unless you're on his very short approved list (hint: you're not), this ain't happening.
- How to Train for a Prison Marathon? Let's be honest, prison yards aren't exactly known for their scenic jogs.
- How to Become a Supervillain and Avoid ADX Florence? Maybe don't set off bombs at marathons? Just a suggestion.
- How to Make Prison Food Taste Better? This one we can't help you with. Sorry.
- How to Move On from the Boston Marathon Bombing? Time and focusing on the incredible spirit of Boston is a good start.
