Calling All Kansas City Catastrophe Aficionados (or Royals Fans): Tuning in to Your Team on the Radio
Let's face it, folks, Kauffman Stadium might be a magical place, but sometimes you just gotta catch the game curled up on the couch with a lukewarm beverage in hand. Or maybe you're stuck at work pretending to care about spreadsheets while the dulcet tones of America's pastime beckon you. Fear not, fellow Royals faithful! This trusty guide will have you dialed in to the Royals radio broadcast faster than you can say "how'd that even get past Salvy?"
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| What Radio Station Is The Kansas City Royals On |
Where the Wild Things Are (Broadcasted)
The official home of the Royals on the radio dial is 610 Sports Radio-KCSP. That's your one-stop shop for all things Royals, from the dulcet tones of Denny Matthews' legendary announcing to the occasional existential dread that sets in during a six-run deficit.
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But Wait, There's More! (Royals Radio Network Extravaganza)
Maybe you're vacationing in, oh I don't know, Wichita and simply can't live without your daily dose of Royals radio. Fear not! The Royals Radio Network is vast, spanning a whopping 50 affiliate stations across four states. To find your local station, you can just venture forth to the internet (or, you know, use the handy dandy Royals website [MLB.com Royals Radio Network]).
Pro Tip: Don't Be That Guy (Etiquette on the Radio)
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While you're enjoying the game, here are a few things to keep in mind:
- Unless you're single and living in your parents' basement, yelling at the radio probably won't change the outcome of the game.
- If you must indulge in adult beverages while listening, mute the microphone on any conference calls. Trust me, your coworkers don't need to hear your rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game."
How To...FAQs for the Radio-Obsessed Royals Fan
How to Find the Royals Radio Network Affiliate in My Area?
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Head to the Royals website ([MLB.com Royals Radio Network]) and explore the wonders of the internet!
How to Properly Communicate My Undying Love for the Royals While Listening on the Radio?
Sport your finest Royals gear and maybe buy a cutout of yourself for the stadium (judgement-free zone here).
Tip: Slow down at important lists or bullet points.
How to Avoid Arguments with My Significant Other About the Royals on the Radio?
Distraction is key. Offer to make a victory (or commiseration) meal during the game.
How to Deal with the Inevitable Heartbreak of a Royals Loss?
Chocolate ice cream and reruns of The Office are a perfectly acceptable coping mechanism.
How to Explain to My Dog Why I'm Yelling at the Radio?
Just tell them it's complicated and involves baseball strategy. They won't judge (probably).
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