The River Runs Through It...But Which One?! A Guide to Milwaukee's Aquatic Arteries
Ah, Milwaukee, the city of festivals, cheese curds, and...rivers? That's right, folks, Milwaukee boasts not just one, but three rivers that snake their way through the city. But before you grab your inner tube and floaties (safety first, people!), let's get you acquainted with this trio of watery wonders.
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| What River Runs Through Milwaukee |
The OG: The Milwaukee River
This granddaddy of Milwaukee rivers clocks in at a cool 104 miles, flowing from way up north near Fond du Lac County all the way down to, you guessed it, Milwaukee! The Milwaukee River played a starring role in the city's history, used by Native American tribes for fishing and transportation, and later by industrious settlers to power mills and whatnot. Today, the river is a hub for recreation, with kayaking, fishing, and even party boats (because, Milwaukee!). And let's not forget the Milwaukee Riverwalk, a scenic pedestrian path lined with restaurants, art installations, and those iconic bascule bridges that go "whoosh!" when boats need to pass.
The Little Engine That Could: The Menomonee River
QuickTip: Read line by line if it’s complex.
This little guy might be shorter than the Milwaukee River, but it packs a punch! The Menomonee winds through Milwaukee's industrial heartland, once a vital waterway for shipping and manufacturing. While heavy industry has chilled out a bit these days, the Menomonee is still undergoing a bit of a renaissance, with new developments and a focus on environmental restoration.
The Unsung Hero: The Kinnickinnic River
Don't let the funny name fool you (seriously, try saying that five times fast!), the Kinnickinnic River played a crucial role in Milwaukee's early shipbuilding industry. Flowing entirely within the city limits, the Kinnickinnic might be the smallest of the three, but it's still home to a vibrant (and let's be honest, sometimes a little funky) ecosystem.
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So, How Do You Keep All These Rivers Straight?
Fear not, dear reader! Here's a handy dandy trick:
- East vs West: The Milwaukee River is basically a dividing line between Milwaukee's east and west sides.
- Size Matters (a little): The Milwaukee River is the biggest, the Menomonee is medium-sized, and the Kinnickinnic is the little guy.
Bonus Tip: If you see a bunch of hipsters kayaking with ironic mustaches, you're probably on the Kinnickinnic.
Tip: Train your eye to catch repeated ideas.
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FAQs
How to Kayak the Milwaukee River?
There are several companies offering kayak rentals and tours on the Milwaukee River. Safety first! Always wear a life jacket and check water conditions before heading out.
How to Get to the Milwaukee Riverwalk?
QuickTip: Slow down if the pace feels too fast.
The Riverwalk is easily accessible by foot or bike from downtown Milwaukee. There's also parking available in nearby lots and garages.
How to See the Bascule Bridges Open?
The opening times of the bascule bridges vary depending on the bridge and river traffic. You can find a schedule online or by calling the Department of Public Works.
How to Learn More About the History of Milwaukee's Rivers?
The Milwaukee Public Museum has a great exhibit on the history of the city's rivers. You can also check out the websites of the Milwaukee Riverkeeper and the Menomonee Valley Partners for more information.
How to Avoid Falling in the River (Especially After a Brewers Game)?
We all love celebrating a Brewers win, but be careful around the river after a few beers. Remember, falling in is not cool (literally, the water can be chilly).
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