You've Got Questions, The Key Bridge Has Answers (Probably Not, But We Can Help!)
Ah, the Baltimore Bridge. Majestic, awe-inspiring... also, there's a good chance you're wondering what route it's actually on. Fear not, intrepid traveler, for we shall embark on a quest for knowledge that rivals Indiana Jones (minus the snakes... hopefully).
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Buckle Up, Buttercup: A Crash Course in Baltimore Bridges (Because There's More Than One?)
Yes, believe it or not, Baltimore isn't a one-bridge town (though the Key Bridge is definitely the coolest). But for the sake of clarity, let's focus on the granddaddy of them all: The Francis Scott Key Bridge (also known as the Key Bridge). This bad boy carries the weight (literally) of Interstate 695, also affectionately nicknamed the Baltimore Beltway.
So, what route is the Baltimore Bridge on? It's on Interstate 695!
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We know, anticlimactic, right? But hey, at least now you can confidently tell your friends you're a Baltimore Bridge Beltway connoisseur.
Fun Fact Interlude: Did You Know?
The Key Bridge wasn't always named after the dude who wrote the national anthem. It was originally called the Outer Harbor Crossing. Now that's a name that screams excitement, am I right?
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Uh Oh, Spaghetti Junction Ahead! Navigating Baltimore Without Getting Lost
Look, Baltimore traffic can be a labyrinth even for locals. Here's a super unofficial tip: If you're trying to avoid the Key Bridge altogether (maybe you have a fear of heights, or just a deep aversion to toll booths), you can try your luck with the Baltimore Harbor Tunnel (I-895). But be warned, patience is a virtue during rush hour.
Alternatively, for the truly adventurous, there's always the option of swimming across the harbor. We don't recommend it, but hey, you do you.
QuickTip: A short pause boosts comprehension.
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FAQ: Frequently Asked Key Bridge Questions (The Ones We Made Up)
How to avoid traffic on the Key Bridge? Teleportation device (highly recommended, but not yet widely available).
How to impress a Baltimore local with your bridge knowledge? Casually mention the bridge's original name, the Outer Harbor Crossing. Bonus points for pronouncing "harbor" like a true Baltimorian (it rhymes with "arbor").
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How to get the best view of the Key Bridge? Take a ride across it! But if you're feeling fancy, there are some pretty sweet waterfront restaurants with stellar views.
How to tell the Key Bridge from the other Baltimore bridges? The Key Bridge is the one with the majestic archway. If you see a tunnel, that's a different story.
How to make the Key Bridge talk? We're working on it. In the meantime, maybe try singing the national anthem to it. It might appreciate the company.
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