Brace Your Eardrums, Portland! A Hilariously Handy Guide to Upcoming Singers
Calling all music lovers, headbangers, and closet crooners! Is your shower singing getting a little too good for the neighbors to handle? Then it's high time to unleash your inner rockstar (or popstar, or folk hero, no judgment here) at a live concert! But with the sheer number of singers gracing Portland with their vocal stylings, how do you choose? Fear not, fellow fans, for this guide is here to navigate you through the glorious sonic jungle!
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| What Singers Are Coming To Portland |
The Headliners: Big Names, Big Energy
- Blink-182 with Pierce the Veil (July 13th): Get ready for a night of pop-punk nostalgia that'll have you yelling along (or maybe mumbling through the forgotten lyrics) to all your high school jams. Just loosen up that neck beforehand, because those headbanging days might come back to haunt you.
- Olivia Rodrigo with PinkPantheress (August 10th): Calling all Gen Z and anyone who's ever been heartbroken! This show is guaranteed to be a mix of teenage angst anthems and infectious beats. Be prepared for a glitter explosion and enough phone flashlights to rival a UFO sighting.
- Chris Stapleton with Allen Stone and Nikki Lane (July 26th): If your taste leans more towards country twang and soulful swagger, then this is the show for you. Grab your boots, your best two-step, and maybe a cowboy hat (it's never too much commitment, right?)
Beyond the Big Names: Unforgettable Gems
QuickTip: Keep a notepad handy.
Portland's music scene is a treasure trove beyond the chart-toppers! Here are a few hidden gems to keep an eye out for:
- Talib Kweli and Skyzoo (July 11th): Get ready for some conscious hip-hop that's both intelligent and bumping.
- Horse Feathers (July 11th): For those seeking a more introspective experience, Horse Feathers offers a unique blend of indie folk and Americana.
- Smokey the Groove (July 11th): Calling all dance fiends! Get ready to shake your groove thing to this local band's infectious blend of funk and soul.
Pro Tip: This list is just a taste of the musical smorgasbord that awaits in Portland. Websites like
QuickTip: Don’t ignore the small print.
Frequently Asked Questions:
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How to find out who's coming to Portland?
There are several ways! Check out websites like
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How to score tickets without breaking the bank?
Patience, young grasshopper! Look for presale codes (offered by fan clubs or following the artist on social media), and don't be afraid to compare prices across different ticketing platforms.
How to prepare for a concert?
Tip: Train your eye to catch repeated ideas.
- Hydrate! Concerts can get sweaty, so stay hydrated to avoid a headache or worse.
- Fuel Up! Don't go on an empty stomach - grab a bite to eat beforehand, especially if you plan on moshing or dancing the night away.
- Dress for Comfort (and Maybe Show Some Style): Wear comfortable shoes you can stand in for hours, and dress according to the venue and weather. Bonus points for rocking some band merch!
How to survive a concert with your friends (and your sanity)?
- Communication is key! Decide on a meeting point beforehand and have a plan in case you get separated.
- Respect your fellow concert-goers! No pushing, shoving, or stealing anyone's spot.
- Most importantly, have fun! Sing along, dance like nobody's watching (even though they probably are), and make some unforgettable memories.
So there you have it, folks! With this guide and a little planning, you're well on your way to experiencing the magic of live music in Portland. Now get out there, grab your tickets, and unleash your inner rockstar (or whatever musical spirit moves you)!
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