So You Think You Saw a Noodle in the Valley? A Guide to Fresno's Slithery Residents
Fresno, California: the land of sunshine, raisins, and...snakes? That's right, scaly friends slither among us in the Valley. But don't let that send you slithering back to wherever you came from! Most Fresno snakes are more interested in munching on mice than your ankles.
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| What Snakes Are In Fresno California |
The Most Wanted Poster: Fresno's Common Snakes
Fresno's snake scene is a chill one, with a couple of main characters:
- The Gopher Bunch: The Pacific Gopher Snake is your classic Fresno noodle. These guys are long and patterned, excellent burrowers, and very good tenants (they eat pesky rodents!). They come in a variety of colors, so don't be fooled if your gopher snake neighbor isn't rocking the usual brown and white look.
- The Garter Gang: California Red-sided Garter Snakes are the hipster herps of Fresno. They're all about those stripes, coming in a rainbow of flashy combinations. You'll find them near water sources, sunning themselves and looking fabulous.
Bonus Round: Keep an eye out for the occasional California Kingsnake or Western Yellow-bellied Racer. These speedy noodles are less common, but they're zipping around Fresno too.
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Fresno's Most Wanted (But Not Really): The Rattlesnake
Okay, so there is one Fresno snake that might make you want to do a tap dance (to avoid getting close). The Northern Pacific Rattlesnake is Fresno's resident "Danger Noodle." Remember: These guys have a rattle for a reason, so listen up! If you hear that buzzing, give them a wide berth and let animal control handle it.
Pro-Tip: Rattlesnakes like hanging out in rocky areas. If you're hiking, stick to the trails and keep your eyes peeled.
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Fresno Snake FAQ: How to Deal with Our Scaly Squad
How to Identify a Fresno Snake: If you see a snake and aren't sure what it is, admire it from afar and snap a picture (from a safe distance). Then, use a snake identification guide or app to figure out your slithering friend's name.
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How to Avoid Snakes: Snakes are pretty good at avoiding humans too. Keep your yard clear of debris and brush piles where they might hide.
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How to Get a Snake Out of Your House: If a snake finds its way inside, don't panic! Call animal control. They're the experts at wrangling unwanted noodles.
How to Live Peacefully with Fresno Snakes: Snakes are actually beneficial! They keep rodent populations in check. Let them live their best slithery life as long as they're staying outside.
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How to Respect Fresno Snakes: Remember, snakes are wild animals. Admire them from a distance and never try to handle one.
So there you have it! Fresno's snake scene is nothing to be afraid of. With a little knowledge and respect, you can co-exist peacefully with these fascinating reptiles. After all, a little variety is the spice of life, even if that spice comes with scales and a forked tongue.
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