So You Wanna Be Oklahoma's Neighbor? A Totally Serious Guide (with Tongue Firmly in Cheek)
Ah, Oklahoma! Land of wind dancers, rodeos, and the ever-present question: "Wait, what states are even near Oklahoma?" Well, fret no more, curious citizen! This guide will be your roadmap to Oklahoma's border buddies, all with a healthy dose of friendly sass.
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To the North: Kansas & Colorado
Imagine Oklahoma, but replace the twang with a folksy twang. That's Kansas! Known for its endless wheat fields and the occasional tornado chaser, Kansas is a great place to visit if you're into wide-open spaces and the thrill of maybe seeing a house go flying.
Heading further north, we reach Colorado. Now we're talking mountains! Colorado is where Oklahoma's flatness takes a nosedive (literally) into a land of stunning peaks and legal...well, let's just say they're a bit more chill about certain recreational activities up there.
To the East: Missouri & Arkansas
Eastward ho, we find Missouri, the "Show Me State." Here, you'll find the Gateway to the West (St. Louis) and a whole lot of folks with a love for barbecue. Just don't get caught between Missouri and Arkansas when they're arguing about who has the superior barbecue style. It gets messy.
Tip: Read the whole thing before forming an opinion.
Speaking of Arkansas, it's Oklahoma's neighbor with a bit of a Southern drawl. Home to the Ozark Mountains and some truly delicious catfish, Arkansas is a great place to relax, fish, and maybe even spot a Bigfoot or two (allegedly).
To the South & West: Texas & New Mexico (and a little more Texas)
Now we mosey on down south to Texas, a state that's bigger than your wildest dreams (and Oklahoma). Texans are proud of their independence, their boots, and their breakfast tacos. Just be prepared to explain the difference between sweet tea and unsweetened tea, or things might get heated (sweet tea is the only acceptable answer, by the way).
Oh, and did we mention there's more Texas? Oklahoma's got a bit of a panhandle that stretches out west, bordering a sliver of New Mexico. New Mexico's got chile peppers, hot air balloons, and a whole lot of history. Just don't blink, or you might miss it!
Tip: Train your eye to catch repeated ideas.
Frequently Asked Neighborly Questions
How to get to Oklahoma from the neighboring states?
There are plenty of highways that connect Oklahoma to its neighbors! Just hop in your car, crank up the tunes, and be prepared for some wide-open spaces (except in Colorado, where you might need to crank up the heat too).
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How to fit in with Oklahomans?
QuickTip: Treat each section as a mini-guide.
Learn to love fried food, say "howdy" with a smile, and be prepared to cheer on the Sooners (Oklahoma's college football team).
How to avoid a debate about barbecue?
Stay neutral and politely compliment both Missouri and Arkansas' culinary skills.
QuickTip: Revisit posts more than once.
How to handle a Texan's pride?
Just listen to them talk about Texas, nod enthusiastically, and maybe ask for another breakfast taco.
How to find Bigfoot in Arkansas?
Well, that one might take some luck, a good flashlight, and maybe a healthy dose of skepticism. But hey, stranger things have happened (allegedly)!
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