So Hot in Oklahoma, You Can Fry an Egg on Your Dashboard (But Please Don't)
Ever wondered what it's like to live inside a pre-heated oven? Well, wonder no more, because that's basically Oklahoma right now! We're not talking about a playful summer warmth, folks, we're talking about temperatures that would make a fire-breathing dragon question its life choices.
So, how hot is it, you ask? In Oklahoma City, it's currently a sizzling 36°C (that's 96.8°F for our non-metric friends). But that's just the tip of the iceberg (or should we say, the ice cube that instantly melts upon contact with the sidewalk?).
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Heat Advisory in Effect: Don't Be a Crispy Critter!
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The weather service has issued a Heat Advisory, which basically means:
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- Stay indoors as much as possible. Unless you're auditioning for a role in a human barbeque competition, there's no reason to be outside for extended periods.
- Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate! Water is your new best friend. Carry a refillable water bottle everywhere you go and pretend it's your precious treasure.
- Dress for the occasion. Think light, loose-fitting clothing and wide-brimmed hats. Fashion sense goes out the window when you're trying to avoid spontaneous combustion.
- Check on your heat-sensitive neighbors. Especially older folks and those without air conditioning. Sharing is caring, and in this case, sharing your cool AC might just save a life (or at least their sanity).
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- It feels like a toasty 41°C (105.8°F) thanks to that lovely humidity.
- The wind is blowing at a gentle 24 km/h, which basically feels like someone waving a hot hair dryer in your face.
- There's a very slight chance of rain today, but let's be honest, a sprinkle isn't going to do much against this heat wave.
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- How to avoid becoming a human popsicle when you finally go back inside? Ease into the air conditioning. Don't blast it to the arctic tundra setting right away. Your body will thank you.
- How to keep your cool (literally and figuratively)? Take cool showers, spend time in the shade, and avoid strenuous activity. Also, fans are your new best friend.
- How to tell if you're overheating? Excessive sweating, dizziness, nausea, and headaches are all signs of heatstroke. If you experience any of these, get medical attention immediately.
- How to make the most of this scorching situation? Pretend you're on a tropical vacation (minus the beach). Break out the swimsuit, fire up the blender for some margaritas, and crank up the island tunes.
- How to impress your friends with your newfound Oklahoma weather knowledge? Casually drop phrases like "Heat Advisory" and "feels like temperature" into conversation. Bonus points for using Celsius like a pro.
Stay safe, stay hydrated, and remember, this too shall pass. Until then, crank up the AC, fire up the grill (figuratively speaking!), and try to enjoy the (slightly insane) summer weather in Oklahoma!
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