The Great Fresno State Time Travel Mystery: Did They Even Play Tonight?
Alright, Fresno State fans, settle in and grab a celebratory donut (because let's face it, the Bulldogs always win... in our hearts). You might be wondering, after a long day of thrilling... well, whatever you were doing on a Friday night in July, what time did the Fresno State game actually end?
Hold your horses (or should we say, Bulldogs?) Because here's the thing: there wasn't a Fresno State game tonight! That's right, you can put down the popcorn and jersey (although, rocking the red and blue never hurts).
Now, before you cry foul and accuse us of ruining your Fresno State fandom, fret not! The season opener is just around the corner. Mark your calendars for August 31st because that's when the real action goes down. The Bulldogs are set to take on the Michigan Wolverines in a battle for the ages (or at least, a good tailgate).
But hey, since we got you thinking about Fresno State football, let's play a little game. In the COMMENTS below, tell us your funniest Fresno State game day memory. Did you once wear a Bulldog costume that took three people to operate? Did you accidentally end up cheering for the other team (we won't judge... much)? Let's hear those hilarious stories!
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For the extra-attentive fans (we see you!), here are some Frequently Asked Time Traveling Fresno State Questions:
How to know for sure when the next Fresno State game is?
Easy! Check out the official Fresno State Athletics website or your favorite sports app. They'll have the most up-to-date schedule.
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How to prepare for a Fresno State game day?
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Stock up on snacks (especially donuts!), break out the red and blue, and get ready to cheer loud!
How to travel through time to attend a historic Fresno State game?
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Unfortunately, that technology hasn't been invented yet (although with the Bulldogs, anything is possible). But you can always re-watch classic games to get your Fresno State fix.
How to know if you've accidentally traveled back in time and missed a Fresno State game?
Look for flying cars and people wearing neon jumpsuits. If you see those, well, you've got a bigger problem than missing a game!
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How to convince your friends you did see a Fresno State game tonight?
Let's be honest, this one might be a tough sell. But hey, with enough enthusiasm and a sprinkle of Fresno State pride, anything is possible!
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