When Do the Superhuman Speedsters Start?
So, you wanna know when those elite running gods and goddesses kick off the Chicago Marathon, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the nitty-gritty of marathon start times.
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Let's Talk About Waves
First off, let's clear up a common misconception: the Chicago Marathon isn't a one-size-fits-all event. It's more like a really long, crowded party where everyone arrives at different times. We call these arrival times "waves".
- Wave 1: This is where the magic happens. The elite runners, those superhuman specimens who make the rest of us question our life choices, start their journey at 7:30 AM. Yep, while you're still contemplating your second cup of coffee, these folks are already halfway to their first energy gel.
- Wave 2 and 3: The rest of us mortals get our chance to shine (or stumble) in Wave 2 at 8 AM and Wave 3 at 8:35 AM. But let's be honest, we're just happy to finish without collapsing into a heap of jelly.
Why So Early, Bird?
You might be wondering, why on Earth do these folks start so early? Well, picture this: thousands of people crammed onto a starting line. It's like herding cats, but with way more Lycra. Starting the elites early gives them some breathing room and prevents them from accidentally elbowing you in the face. Plus, it gives us regular folks a chance to soak up the atmosphere before our turn to shine (or stumble).
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Important Note: This is Just the Beginning
Remember, this is just the starting gun. The real question is: how do you plan to survive the 26.2 miles that follow? We suggest training, lots of carbs, and maybe a little bit of bribery for the person who's supposed to meet you at the finish line.
How To... Marathon Edition
- How to avoid being trampled by elite runners: Start in a later wave.
- How to pretend you're an elite runner: Wear bright clothes and run really fast for the first mile.
- How to survive the Chicago Marathon: Accept that you'll probably walk some of it, and enjoy the scenery.
- How to recover after the Chicago Marathon: Eat all the pizza.
- How to sign up for next year's Chicago Marathon: Be prepared to click "register" faster than Usain Bolt.
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