Hold Your Flipper Horses! The Miami Dolphins Aren't Playing Today (But We Can Still Have Fun!)
You Miami fans out there, fins twitching with excitement, ready to unleash your inner aqua and shout "Shucky Ducky Dolphin Magic!" at the top of your lungs? Hold on to your inflatable flamingos for a sec. The Miami Dolphins aren't splashing onto the field today, (insert dramatic music) July 24th, 2024, to be precise.
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That's right, it's the middle of summer, the perfect time to be working on your tan, not your touchdown celebrations. But fear not, fellow fans! We can still channel our inner Marino while we wait for the season to kick off.
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Fun Facts While We Wait: Did You Know?
- Dolphins are the only mammals besides humans known to deliberately get high. They chomp on pufferfish toxins, which can cause a psychedelic effect. Though, we wouldn't recommend trying that at home.
- A pod of dolphins is called a pod, a mob, or a herd. So next time you see a group of Dolphins fans, you can call them a "mob" with confidence (just don't tell them we said that).
- The Miami Dolphins perfect season? 1972! That's right, they went undefeated, 14-0. Let's hope they can recapture that magic this year!
No Game Today? No Problem! Here's How to Keep the Fins Fanatic Flame Alive:
- Binge watch Dan Marino highlights. Witness the greatness that is the Dan the Man!
- Brush up on your aqua and orange. Get ready to impress everyone with your Dolphins knowledge.
- Play Madden and dominate with the Dolphins. Show everyone why Miami is a force to be reckoned with!
- Head to the beach and practice your dolphin noises. (Although actual dolphins might find your attempts...interesting.)
- Hit up the Miami Dolphins store and stock up on gear. Because you can never have enough aqua and orange!
Fins Fan FAQs:
How to score Dolphins tickets? Stay tuned! Ticket sales typically start in the summer.How to tailgate like a champion? Bring the good vibes, the sunscreen, and plenty of finger foods.How to do the "Shucky Ducky Dolphin Magic" dance? It involves a shimmy, a shake, and a whole lot of enthusiasm!How to impress your friends with Dolphins trivia? Remember that undefeated 1972 season? That's a good start.How to explain your love for the Dolphins to someone who doesn't get it? Easy, show them a highlight reel of a spectacular play and tell them, "How can you not love this?"
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So there you have it, Fins Fans! While the Miami Dolphins might not be playing today, there are plenty of ways to keep the spirit alive. Stay hydrated, stay awesome, and phins up for the upcoming season!
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