Hold Your Horses, Citizen! It's Not Football Season... Yet!
Let's face it, college football withdrawal is a real thing. You might be jonesing for Saturday afternoon tailgates, the thrill of a close game, and that indescribable scent of overpriced nachos. But fear not, friend, for football season is on the horizon, much like a rogue squirrel sprinting towards those nachos.
However, today, Friday the 12th of July, is not that glorious day. Instead, it's a day for beaches, fireworks, and maybe even...gasp...doing some laundry that's been piling up since last November (no judgement here).
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But When Can I Watch My Beloved Cardinals Take the Field?
Now that we've established you're not hallucinating a game today, let's get you the real info you crave. The Louisville Cardinals kick off their 2024 season on Saturday, August 31st, at 9:00 AM EST. That's right, folks, an early morning clash with the Austin Peay Governors! Set those alarms, fire up the coffee pot, and get ready to cheer on your Cards!
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Pro Tip: This is a perfect excuse to avoid all those early morning errands you've been putting off. "Sorry Aunt Mildred, gotta watch the Cards!"
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Mark Your Calendars, Football Fanatics!
Here are some key dates for the rest of the Louisville Cardinals football season:
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- Saturday, September 7th: Jacksonville State Gamecocks @ 12:30 PM EST
- Saturday, September 21st: Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets (time TBA)
- Saturday, September 28th: Notre Dame Fighting Irish @ Notre Dame (South Bend, IN) @ 12:30 PM EST
Remember: Always check the official team schedule for the most up-to-date kickoff times
How To FAQs for the Disgruntled Fanatic
- How to: Deal with the emotional rollercoaster that is Louisville Football?
- Answer: Deep breaths, a healthy dose of bourbon (for medicinal purposes only, of course), and a strong support system.
- How to: Explain to your significant other why you need to spend every Saturday glued to the TV?
- Answer: Negotiation is key. Offer to help with chores, cook dinner, or provide endless entertainment during commercial breaks (your impersonations of the mascot are a crowd-pleaser, right?).
- How to: Spot a bandwagon fan from a true Cardinal die-hard?
- Answer: A true fan remembers the dark times (and there have been a few) and still bleeds cardinal red.
- How to: Prepare for those early morning kickoffs?
- Answer: Invest in a good coffee maker, stock up on breakfast foods (champions are fueled by donuts!), and embrace the fact that you'll be the most well-rested person at the office.
- How to: Celebrate a Cardinal victory?
- Answer: Responsibly, of course! But also with gusto. High fives, victory chants, and maybe even a celebratory dance (nobody's judging...much).
So there you have it! Now you're armed with all the knowledge you need to navigate the upcoming college football season. Go Cards!
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