Hurricane Hilary: The LA Edition (Or Not)
So, you're wondering when the big kahuna, the mother of all storms, is going to grace us with its presence in the City of Angels? Well, let's just say, it's not exactly booking a flight anytime soon.
Hurricane? In LA? More Like Hurricane Hilary’s Cousin
Let's get one thing straight: We're not expecting a full-blown hurricane to hit LA. It's more like we're getting a visit from Hurricane Hilary's slightly less intimidating cousin. Think of it as a tropical storm with attitude, but without the whole "eye of the storm" drama.
What to Expect: Rain, Wind, and a Little Panic
While we might not be surfing on waves of water, we can expect some pretty decent rainfall. Enough to make your car look like a sad, dirty puppy. And let's not forget the wind. It's going to be like living in a hair dryer, but without the good hair day part.
So, what should you do? Well, first of all, don't panic. Unless you're really into panic, in which case, go for it. But seriously, stock up on snacks, board games, and maybe a few extra pairs of socks. And remember, if you see a shark swimming down Hollywood Boulevard, it's probably just a really good costume party.
When Will It End?
The good news is, this whole tropical storm thing is supposed to be a one-night stand. It'll come in, make a splash, and then skedaddle. So, just hang tight, and remember, even the toughest storms pass.
How to Prepare for a Tropical Storm in LA (Hint: It's Not Surfboards)
- How to stock your pantry: Think canned goods, pasta, and plenty of chocolate. Because let's face it, we're going to need something to comfort us.
- How to entertain yourself indoors: Board games, puzzles, and binge-watching your favorite shows. Or, you could try learning a new language. Just kidding, that's too much effort.
- How to stay calm: Deep breaths, meditation, or counting the number of times your neighbor's palm tree sways. Whatever works.
- How to avoid flood damage: Move valuables to higher ground, and invest in a really good pair of rain boots. Or just stay inside.
- How to support your local community: Check on your neighbors, especially the elderly. And remember, we're all in this together.