The Chiefs Kingdom Asks: Wait, There's a Game Today?
Hold your grilling tongs, Chiefs Kingdom! You might be living in a state of perpetual Mahomes mania, but there's actually no game today, July 22nd (unless you're playing backyard Blitz with the neighbors, and then, more power to you).
Now, before you start prepping a bonfire for Andy Reid's email inbox, fear not! Football season is just around the corner, and with Patrick Mahomes at the helm, you know it's going to be a wild ride.
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Here's a quick guide to get your Chiefs fix while we patiently wait for the season opener:
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- Dust off your jerseys: We all know you haven't washed them since the Super Bowl. Give them a spin cycle and get ready to rock that red (or is it ketchup?) with pride.
- Brush up on your Arrowhead etiquette: Is it still "chop" or have they moved on to a more refined celebration? Asking for a friend (who might be getting ejected in week 2).
- Fire up the grill: Perfect those burger-flipping skills and secret sauce recipe. There's gonna be a lot of hungry Chiefs fans come September.
- Re-watch the highlights: Admit it, you haven't seen that Mahomes escape from eleven defenders just enough times. It's okay, we all need a little reminder of his magic.
Pro Tip: Bookmark the Chiefs' official schedule
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Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You'll Ask)
How to get tickets to a Chiefs game? Patience, grasshopper! Ticket sales usually happen a few months before the season.
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How to tailgate like a champion? Master the art of the portable grill, bring enough cooler space for a small army, and never forget the sunscreen (those parking lots get brutal).
How to find a Chiefs bar near me? Consult the magic of the internet, my friend. There's bound to be a fellow Chiefs fanatic watering hole close by.
How to explain your Chiefs obsession to your significant other? This one's a bit trickier. Maybe involve them in the grilling and promise to split the cost of that Mahomes jersey.
How to throw a Hail Mary pass in real life? Not recommended. Leave the heroics to the professionals.
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