The Great Boston Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It's Just July
Ah, Boston. City of Champions, land of chowdah, and... basking in the glorious heat of summer, apparently. That's right, folks, for those of you who dusted off your winter woolies in preparation for a July snowstorm, you can put those bad boys back in mothballs (or repurpose them into some fantastically festive summer scarves, the fashion world is your oyster).
Because here's the thing: There ain't no snow coming to Boston anytime soon. Unless you count that delicious frozen yogurt you snagged from that new place down by the harbor (hey, it's practically the same thing, right?).
Now, we understand the confusion. Maybe you saw a wacky weather forecast online (let's be honest, the internet loves a good weather apocalypse hoax). Or perhaps you woke up with a sudden urge to build a snowman in the living room (because who needs sunshine when you have carrot noses and pipe cleaners?). Whatever the reason, fear not, fellow Bostonian! Summer is here, and it's here to stay (for a little while at least).
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But wait! What if I REALLY want snow?
Well, we can't exactly control Mother Nature (although if you know a guy, put us in touch), but here are a few options:
- Hit the Slopes (Literally): Pack your bags and head north! There's always snow to be found somewhere, and who doesn't love a summer ski trip? (Just be sure to pack plenty of sunscreen, because those slopes can get toasty!)
- Embrace the Frozen Fun: Stock up on ice packs, crank up the AC, and have an indoor snowball fight with pillows! It's not quite the same, but hey, it'll cool you down and unleash your inner child.
- Channel Your Inner Elsa: Let it go! Let it go! Belt out your favorite Frozen tunes while strategically placing bags of ice around the house. We can't guarantee a winter wonderland, but you'll definitely be the coolest person on the block (pun intended).
## Frequently Asked Snow- (or Lack Thereof) - Related Questions
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How to find out the real weather forecast for Boston?
There are plenty of reliable weather apps and websites out there. Just be sure to stick to reputable sources, and avoid those click-baity headlines that scream about "unprecedented blizzards."
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How to prepare for a summer heatwave in Boston?
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Stay hydrated, folks! Stock up on water, sunscreen, and breathable clothing. And if you're feeling fancy, invest in a personal fan or a kiddie pool (adult-sized kiddie pools are totally a thing, by the way).
How to build a snowman out of something other than snow?
Get creative! Use marshmallows, beach towels, or even piles of laundry (although, your significant other might not be too thrilled with that last option).
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How to cool down on a hot summer day in Boston?
Hit the beach, grab an ice cream, or take a dip in a pool. Boston has plenty of options to beat the heat.
How to find fellow Bostonians who are equally confused about the lack of summer snow?
Head down to Fenway Park, grab a hot dog (because, well, Fenway), and chat up your fellow baseball fans. We're sure you'll find plenty of people who are just as surprised as you are about the whole no-snow situation.
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