Super Bowl 2024: LA Time? More Like Lame Time!
So, you wanna know what time the Super Bowl was in LA? Well, guess what, sports fan? You're about a year too late. Cue dramatic drumroll.
The Super Bowl: A Brief History (of 2023)
Let's rewind a bit. Super Bowl LVII wasn't in the City of Angels, sadly. It was a chilly affair in Glendale, Arizona. A real bummer for all you avocado toast and kale smoothie lovers. But hey, at least the commercials were good, right?
What Time Was It, Really?
If you're dying to know the exact time of the kickoff in Arizona, let me break it down for you: It was a heart-stopping 6:30 PM Mountain Standard Time. Which, for all you East Coasters, meant a brutal 8:30 PM. And for our LA friends? A slightly more reasonable 5:30 PM.
Planning for Next Year?
Don't worry, football fanatics. Super Bowl LVIII is coming to Las Vegas in 2024. So, start practicing your blackjack and perfecting your poker face. Just remember, don't bet the rent on the halftime show.
How to... Super Bowl Edition
- How to survive the Super Bowl: Stock up on chips, dip, and your favorite adult beverage.
- How to impress your friends at the Super Bowl: Know the difference between a slant and a screen pass.
- How to avoid disappointment after the Super Bowl: Lower your expectations.
- How to recover from the Super Bowl: Lots of coffee and maybe a little hair of the dog.
- How to plan for the next Super Bowl: Start saving for tickets to Miami (Super Bowl LIX).
