The Burning Question: When Does the Fort Worth Eclipse FINALLY Give Us Our Sunshine Back?
Hey there, sun-starved citizens of Fort Worth! Feeling the eclipse blues? Don't worry, we've all been there (literally, under the shade of the moon that is). But fear not, because unlike your tan lines, this celestial shroud won't last forever.
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But enough dramatic foreshadowing, let's get down to brass tacks. The good news is, we don't have to wait until the next ice age for the sun to return. Here's the lowdown on when Fort Worth can ditch the shades:
Did You Miss It? If you're reading this with a lingering sense of "wait, there was an eclipse?", well... buckle up buttercup. The total eclipse in Fort Worth was a one-night (well, one-afternoon) stand on April 8th, 2024. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you missed the cosmic curtain call.
But When Will It Be Not-Dark?! Okay, okay, for those of you who meticulously planned your eclipse viewing party and, you know, actually showed up, here's the real answer. The totality, the part where the moon completely blocks the sun, only lasted for about 2 and a half minutes. So, by 1:43 PM CDT on April 8th, 2024, things were bright and sunny again.
Pro Tip: Next time there's an eclipse, set multiple alarms. We all know the struggle of forgetting about the dentist, an eclipse shouldn't be any different.
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Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You'll Ask)
- How to Know When the Next Eclipse is Happening? Great question! NASA (the ultimate space party planners) have a handy eclipse website that lets you search by location. Just don't blame us if you miss the next one while refreshing your Instagram feed.
- How to Safely View an Eclipse? Safety first, friends! Looking directly at the sun, even during an eclipse, is a big no-no. Special eclipse glasses are your best bet.
- How to Throw an Epic Eclipse Party? Food, friends, and a designated eclipse watcher (because someone needs to be responsible). Bonus points for moon-themed snacks!
- How to Not Freak Out the Neighbors During an Eclipse? Maybe tone down the screaming "DARKNESS!" bit. A simple "Hey everyone, the eclipse is starting!" will suffice.
- How to Make Sure You Don't Miss the Next Fort Worth Eclipse? Write it on your forehead in permanent marker. Just kidding (sort of). Calendars and phone reminders are your friends.
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