The Great Milwaukee Dimming: When Does the Sun Go on Vacation?
Hey there, cheeseheads and astronomy enthusiasts! Are you itching to witness a celestial spectacle but don't fancy a pricey trip to some far-flung exotic location? Well, fret no more, because the universe has a stellar (pun intended) surprise lined up for you right here in Milwaukee!
That's right, folks, we're talking about a solar eclipse! But before you dust off your spacesuits (because, let's be honest, who actually owns a spacesuit?), the key question is:
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When exactly will the sun take a little snooze in Milwaukee?
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Unfortunately, if you're reading this in July 2024, you're a tad late to the party. The magnificent Milwaukee Dimming of 2024 happened back in April, with the moon taking a cheesy bite out of the sun around 12:52 PM Central Daylight Time (CDT). We're talking about a good 90% coverage, folks – not your average shade from a beach umbrella!
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Did you miss the big event? Don't worry, we've all been there (except maybe those pesky time travelers). But fear not, future eclipse enthusiasts, because astronomy is full of surprises, just like a good cheese curd!
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Stay tuned (because unlike the eclipse, this post isn't going anywhere) for updates on future Milwaukee-area eclipses. In the meantime, here are some stellar things you can do to prepare for the next one:
- Mark your calendar: Eclipses don't happen every other Tuesday, so snag that date in your planner (or cheese-themed bullet journal, we won't judge).
- Befriend a friend with a telescope (with a proper solar filter, of course!): Because let's face it, staring directly at the sun is a recipe for a bad day (and possibly supervillain origins).
- Stock up on eclipse glasses: Safety first, people! These nifty shades are the only way to peek at the partial sun-snacking action.
How To: Eclipse Like a Pro (FAQ)
- How to Find Out About Future Eclipses in Milwaukee? There are a bunch of great websites like Time and Date (
https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/in/usa/milwaukee - How to Safely View a Solar Eclipse? Never look directly at the sun, even during an eclipse! Special eclipse glasses with solar filters are your best bet.
- How to Make My Own Eclipse Glasses (at Your Own Risk!) While not recommended, there are some DIY methods out there. But seriously, don't mess with your eyesight – just buy some proper eclipse glasses.
- How to Throw an Eclipse Party? Snacks, lawn chairs, and a designated eclipse viewer (with the aforementioned safe glasses) – what more do you need?
- How to Convince My Neighbor That the Sun Isn't Actually Going Out? Sometimes a little education (and maybe a cheese plate offering) goes a long way.
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