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| What Time Will Taylor Swift Land In Las Vegas |
Where in the World is Taylor's Plane?
The internet is collectively freaking out (myself included) because the question on everyone's mind is: When will Taylor Swift FINALLY land in Las Vegas? Is she sipping champagne at 30,000 feet? Stuck in a mid-air traffic jam caused by a rogue flock of Canadian geese? Or maybe, just maybe, she's already there, disguised in a fabulous trench coat and sunglasses, ready to surprise us all!
Here's what we KNOW (or at least think we know):
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- Taylor Swift is not currently on tour (sad trombone)
- Las Vegas is known for its dazzling lights, and let's be real, Taylor is a dazzling light herself. So, them two together just makes sense.
- The internet is a fickle beast, and rumors about celebrity travel plans spread faster than you can say "Reputation Stadium Tour."
Here's what we DON'T KNOW (but can wildly speculate about):
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- Is Taylor in Vegas for a secret project? Maybe she's filming a music video with a high-roller theme? Or perhaps she's there to judge a rhinestone-costume competition (because let's be honest, who else would be qualified?)
- Did her private jet get caught in a time warp? Is she hurtling through the space-time continuum, destined to arrive in 2243 looking exactly the same? (Okay, that last one might be a bit much, but a girl can dream!)
Stay tuned, Swifties! We'll be updating this blog faster than you can say "You Belong With Me" as soon as we have any concrete info on Taylor's whereabouts. In the meantime, feel free to share your wildest theories in the comments below!
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FAQs:
How to be the first to know when Taylor lands in Vegas?
- A) Refresh this page every 5 seconds until your phone dies. (Not recommended, but hey, dedication is key!)
- B) Stalk every major Las Vegas news outlet and social media account.
- C) Employ a team of trained carrier pigeons to tail private jets leaving Los Angeles. (Just kidding... maybe.)
How to land a job as Taylor Swift's personal pilot?
- A) Be prepared to answer riddles about evermore and folklore in three languages or less.
- B) Stock the plane with endless supplies of Diet Coke, catnip for Meredith, and a karaoke machine pre-loaded with all her greatest hits.
- C) Develop a time machine to travel back to 2010 and convince a teenage Taylor Swift this is your dream job.
How to get Taylor Swift to play a surprise concert at your house?
- A) Learn how to clone yourself and create a sold-out stadium in your backyard.
- B) Write her the most epic fan letter ever, filled with glitter, sequins, and references to all her deep cuts.
- C) Wish upon a very lucky sparkler on the Fourth of July. (Hey, it can't hurt, right?)
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