Conquer the Concrete Colossus: Your Guide to Memphis Pyramid Shenanigans
So you're facing down a giant glass and steel pyramid in the middle of Memphis. You're thinking, "This must be some kind of sci-fi movie set, right?" Nope! Buckle up, buttercup, because you're about to experience the wonder that is the Memphis Pyramid – a monument to misplaced ambition that's somehow become a haven for outdoor enthusiasts, fancy fish, and bowlers who dream of an underwater wonderland.
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| What To Do At Memphis Pyramid |
Ascend to the Top (Without Actually Climbing)
Forget scaling this modern marvel Indiana Jones style. You'll be soaring to the summit in style on America's tallest free-standing elevator (because apparently everything at the Pyramid is BIG). The Lookout at the Pyramid offers panoramic views of Memphis that will have you feeling like a Pharaoh surveying your kingdom (minus the chariot and the creepy golden mask).
Bonus points for: Snapping a selfie with the Mississippi River snaking its way through the landscape below.
Tip: Pause if your attention drifts.
Dive Deep...But Not Literally (Unless You Want To)
Okay, so maybe spelunking in a giant pyramid isn't on the agenda. But that doesn't mean you can't get your aquatic fix! Bass Pro Shops at the Pyramid boasts a whopping 600,000 gallons of water features, including a cypress swamp teeming with fish (don't worry, they're not for catching...unless you work there, maybe?).
For the truly adventurous: Head to the Uncle Buck's Fishbowl & Grill, where you can chow down on some delicious grub while surrounded by a giant saltwater aquarium. Just don't get any ideas about reenacting that scene from Finding Nemo.
Tip: Reading twice doubles clarity.
Channel Your Inner Achiever (Even if it Involves Fake Fish)
We all have a competitive streak, and the Memphis Pyramid caters to that too. Channel your inner champion at the Undersea Bowling Adventure, a 12-lane bowling alley decked out with an ocean theme. Think sharks, coral reefs, and maybe even a rogue octopus statue cheering you on (or silently judging your gutter balls).
Pro Tip: If your bowling skills are about as deep as a puddle, don't worry! The atmosphere is all about having fun, not scoring a perfect 300.
Tip: Skim once, study twice.
Unleash Your Inner Outdoorsman (Even if You Live in a City Apartment)
The Memphis Pyramid isn't just about kitsch and entertainment. Bass Pro Shops offers a mind-boggling selection of outdoor gear for every adventure, from scaling Mount Everest (not recommended from the top of the Pyramid) to casting a line in your local pond. Consider it your one-stop shop for transforming your living room into a miniature REI.
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Don't forget: Even if you're not buying anything, the sheer variety of hunting and fishing equipment is bound to leave you with a newfound respect for the great outdoors (or at least a serious case of wanderlust).
QuickTip: Focus on what feels most relevant.
FAQs:
How to get to the Memphis Pyramid? The Pyramid is located at 1 Auction Avenue in Memphis, TN. It's easily accessible by car and public transportation.
How much does it cost to go up to the top? A ride to the Lookout at the Pyramid costs $10 for adults and $5 for kids before 4 pm. Guests of the Big Cypress Lodge get to ride for free – just another perk of staying in a pyramid-shaped hotel!
Are there any restaurants at the Pyramid? You bet! There's Uncle Buck's Fishbowl & Grill for a casual atmosphere with a fishy view, and the Lookout Restaurant for a more upscale dining experience with stunning cityscapes.
Is there anything else to do at the Pyramid besides shopping? Absolutely! There's the aforementioned bowling alley, plus occasional events and exhibits.
Is the Memphis Pyramid worth visiting? If you're looking for a unique and quirky experience, then definitely! It's a great place to spend a few hours shopping, sightseeing, and maybe even bowling with some sharks (figuratively speaking).
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