Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly (and Maybe a Dunkin' Donuts Munchkin) : Your Guide to a Beantown Christmas Crack Up
So you're thinking of spending Christmas in Boston? You've got good taste, buddy (or buddette). Christmas in this historic city is a magical mix of twinkling lights, festive cheer, and enough history to make even Scrooge shed a tear (of joy, hopefully). But fear not, this ain't your grandma's fruitcake of a Christmas guide. We're here to inject some fun and laughter into your holiday itinerary, because hey, even Santa needs a chuckle now and then.
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| What To Do In Boston During Christmas |
Let's Get Lit (But Not Literally, Please)
Boston at Christmas is a wonderland of illumination. The Boston Common tree, a gift from our pals in Nova Scotia (thanks, Canada!), is a must-see, towering over the festive throngs like a jolly green giant. Feeling fancy? Head to Newbury Street for a more upscale twinkle, or Faneuil Hall Marketplace for a dose of kitsch alongside the cheer. Just be sure to pack your camera – these sights are enough to make your Instagram followers green with envy (or maybe just seasonal cheer, who can tell these days).
Pro Tip: While you're admiring the lights, fuel up on some hot cocoa (spiked with peppermint schnapps for the adults, we won't judge). You'll be glad you have a warm beverage in hand when that Boston wind decides to play Scrooge and blow your mittens right off.
Tip: Don’t rush — enjoy the read.
Embrace Your Inner Child (Because Seriously, When Else Can You?)
Boston at Christmas is a playground for the young and the young-at-heart. Take a spin on the Frog Pond ice rink, channel your inner Sonja Henie (or at least avoid wiping out spectacularly in front of your significant other). Feeling peckish? Warm up with a chowdah (Boston's answer to clam chowder, for the uninitiated) that'll stick to your ribs like festive cheer.
Feeling more adventurous? Bundle up and take a Boston Harbor Cruise. Sure, the water might be a little chilly, but the views of the city skyline decked out in its Christmas finest are totally worth it. Just don't forget to sing carols at the top of your lungs – the acoustics on the water are unbeatable (and will surely entertain, or terrify, your fellow passengers).
Tip: Slow down at important lists or bullet points.
You Say Shopping, We Say Retail Therapy (Especially After All That Chowdah)
Boston knows how to do retail therapy right. Faneuil Hall Marketplace is a haven for chain stores and local artisans alike, while Newbury Street boasts a collection of boutiques that would make Carrie Bradshaw jealous (and maybe a little homesick for New York). Don't forget to hit up the SoWa Winter Festival for some unique, handcrafted gifts that are sure to impress even your most discerning relatives (or, you know, yourself).
Pro Tip: While you're maxing out your credit card, keep an eye out for Santa sightings. Boston has more Santas than you can shake a candy cane at, and a photo op with the jolly old fella is a guaranteed Christmas card winner.
Tip: Look out for transitions like ‘however’ or ‘but’.
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Fa La La La La, FAQ!
How to avoid the crowds? Boston gets busy at Christmas, so if you're looking for a quieter experience, head to some of the charming neighborhoods like Beacon Hill or the North End.
How to stay warm? Layers are your friend! Thermal underwear is a great base layer, and don't forget a hat, scarf, and mittens.
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How to get around? The MBTA (Boston's public transportation system) is a great option, but if you're feeling fancy, grab a cab or ride-share app. Just be prepared for a little extra traffic during the holidays.
How to find the best Christmas lights? Head to the aforementioned Boston Common, Newbury Street, or Faneuil Hall Marketplace for guaranteed sparkle. But don't be afraid to wander and get lost (in a festive way, of course) – you might just stumble upon a hidden gem of a light display.
How to experience a truly Bostonian Christmas? Catch a game of the Bruins or Celtics. There's nothing quite like cheering on your favorite team while surrounded by fellow Bostonians bundled up in their winter finest (and yes, some of them will probably be wearing Red Sox hats – it's a thing).
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