Denouncing the Night: How to Avoid Becoming a Mile-High Mope in Denver After Dark
So you find yourself in Denver, that glorious city nestled where the plains meet the mountains. You've hiked, you've biked, you've guzzled down enough craft beer to fill a swimming pool (almost). But the sun dips below the Rockies, and a shiver of panic runs down your spine. What. Do. You. Do. Now? Fear not, weary traveler, for Denver's nightlife is a glittering kaleidoscope, waiting to be explored. This guide will be your trusty spork (spork!?) as you navigate the after-dark adventures that await.
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| What To Do In Denver At Night |
Cultured Creature of the Night?
- Hit the High Notes: The Denver Performing Arts Complex is your oyster, with everything from tear-jerking operas to laugh-out-loud musicals. Just remember, throwing rotten tomatoes is highly frowned upon (unless it's a really bad performance...use your best judgement).
- First Fridays are for Free: On the first Friday of every month, Denver's art scene throws a block party! Galleries stay open late, showcasing local artists and offering free entry. Mingle with the creative crowd, pretend you understand abstract expressionism, and maybe snag a free cheese cube or two.
Party Animal on the Prowl?
- Brews and Board Games: Denver has more breweries than you can shake a metaphorical stick at (don't actually shake sticks, that's rude). Many have board game nights, so you can imbibe in some local IPAs while strategizing your way to Settlers of Catan victory.
- Hit the Dance Floor: From salsa clubs where the music makes your hips move on their own, to pulsating dance floors with DJs spinning the hottest tracks, Denver has a groove for every shoe. Just be sure to pack your dancing shoes (or at least shoes that won't fall apart if you bust a move).
The Low-Key Night Owl's Delight
- Catch a Flick at the Mayan: This historic theater is a Denver gem, screening everything from cult classics to independent films. Pro-tip: sneak in some candy () but don't be that guy rustling like a chipmunk during the movie.
- Stargazing Under the City Lights: Escape the city bustle and head to a rooftop bar with a view. Denver has plenty, offering skyline panoramas and a chance to reconnect with the cosmos (or at least identify the blinking red light that's probably an airplane, not a UFO).
Remember: Pace yourself, Denver! The altitude can sneak up on you, so don't go overboard too quickly (especially with those delicious craft beers).
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FAQ: Denouncing the Denver Night
How to find the best comedy clubs? Check out websites like Denver Comedy Underground or Westword for listings and reviews.
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How to score tickets to a concert at Red Rocks? These can be tough to snag, but keep an eye on the venue's website and be prepared to act fast!
Tip: Train your eye to catch repeated ideas.
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How to find a rooftop bar with a view? Many hotels have rooftop bars - look for happy hour specials too!
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How to navigate Denver's nightlife if I'm on a budget? Many breweries offer free board game nights, and First Fridays art walks are free to attend. Look for happy hour deals and free concerts in parks.
How to avoid altitude sickness? Stay hydrated, pace yourself with alcohol, and avoid strenuous activity immediately upon arrival.
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