Denver in July: Dodge the Hailstones, Embrace the Sunshine (Mostly)
Ah, Denver in July. A time when the sun (hopefully) decides to grace us with its presence, the mountains turn a vibrant shade of green, and the locals break out their ironic "Native" bumper stickers. But what exactly is there to do in the Mile High City during this glorious month? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to explore Denver in July in all its quirky glory.
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| What To Do In Denver In July |
Festival Fun and Fireworks Fervor
Because who doesn't love a good excuse to wear red, white, and blue (and maybe some sunscreen)?
- Cherry Creek Arts Festival (July 5th-7th): This three-day extravaganza is your one-stop shop for all things artistic. Over 200 artists showcase their work, so you might just find the perfect conversation piece for your ironic mustache tattoo.
- FAN EXPO Denver (July 4th-7th): Calling all comic book nerds, sci-fi fanatics, and cosplayers extraordinaire! This expo is your chance to geek out with your favorite characters, attend panels led by industry bigwigs, and maybe even snag a selfie with the Batmobile (hey, a guy can dream).
- Fourth of July Fireworks: Denver knows how to throw a party! Look out for dazzling firework displays happening all over the city. Insider tip: Elitch Gardens Theme Park is offering fireworks with a side of theme park thrills (fireworks start at 9 pm, so plan accordingly).
Pro tip: Don't forget the sunscreen! Denver's altitude means those rays pack a punch. You wouldn't want your ironic sunburn to clash with your ironic outfit.
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Beyond the Buzz of the City
Because sometimes you just gotta escape the crowds.
- Red Rocks Park: Hike or bike through this iconic park, snap a photo with the stunning red rock formations, and pretend you're training for the next Hunger Games (minus the whole dystopian society thing, hopefully).
- Mount Evans Scenic Byway: Take a scenic drive up Mount Evans, the highest paved road in North America. Just be sure to pack some layers – the temperature can drop dramatically as you gain elevation.
- Whitewater Rafting: Get your adrenaline pumping with a whitewater rafting adventure on the Arkansas River. Just remember, there's a reason they call it "rough water."
Bonus tip: If you're feeling peckish after your adventures, hit up a local brewery. Denver has a booming craft beer scene, so you're sure to find something to quench your thirst (and maybe cool you down after that whitewater rafting excursion).
Tip: Take a sip of water, then continue fresh.
FAQ: Conquering Denver in July Like a Champ
How to avoid the crowds? Denver can get busy in July, especially on weekends. If you're looking for a more low-key experience, try exploring during the week or venture outside the city center.
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How to pack for Denver's fickle weather? Layers are your friend! Denver weather can be unpredictable, so pack for sunshine, rain showers, and even the occasional hail storm (yes, really).
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How to get around Denver? Denver has a decent public transportation system, but renting a car can be helpful if you want to explore the surrounding areas.
How to stay hydrated? Denver's dry climate can leave you parched. Carry a reusable water bottle with you and sip frequently, especially if you're spending time outdoors.
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How to find the best local eats? Skip the chain restaurants and explore Denver's vibrant food scene. Look for local restaurants serving up everything from Rocky Mountain oysters (don't be intimidated) to delicious green chile.
So there you have it, folks! Your guide to conquering Denver in July. With a little planning and a sense of humor (because, let's face it, Denver weather can be a joke sometimes), you're sure to have a memorable time in the Mile High City.
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