Houston, We Have a Christmas Problem (or Not)
So, you're stuck in Houston for Christmas. Don't panic! While it might not be the North Pole, Houston has its own unique brand of festive cheer. Let's dive into what you can do to survive, and maybe even enjoy, the holidays in the Bayou City.
Deck the Halls (or at Least Find Some Tinsel)
First things first, you need to get into the spirit. No, decorating your palm tree with baubles probably won't cut it, but there are plenty of other options. Check out local malls and garden centers for some festive foliage. If all else fails, there's always the classic: stringing up some lights and calling it a day. Just remember, if you see Rudolph prancing around, it's probably just a lost deer.
Eat, Drink, and Be Merry (Tex-Mex Style)
Let's be honest, the best way to combat any situation is with food. And Houston has a food scene that would make Santa jealous. From Tex-Mex feasts to international cuisine, there's something to satisfy every craving. Just be prepared for the inevitable question: "Do you want your tamales with red or green sauce?" If you don't know the answer, just order both.
Light Up Your Life (Without the Frostbite)
Houston might not have snow, but it sure knows how to do lights. Moody Gardens is a must-visit for its dazzling displays. If you're feeling adventurous, rent a boat and check out the Christmas lights on the waterways. Just remember, no caroling in a canoe.
Shop 'Til You Drop (Or at Least Find a Good Sale)
Need a last-minute gift? Houston has you covered. From high-end boutiques to outlet malls, there's something for everyone. Just be prepared for the crowds. And if you're really desperate, you can always resort to giving someone a gift card to a local barbecue joint.
Embrace Your Inner Texan (Even If It's Just for a Day)
Want to really experience Houston at Christmas? Grab a cowboy hat, some boots, and head to a honky-tonk. You might not know how to line dance, but you can certainly learn. And who knows, you might even end up with a new dance partner (or at least a good story to tell).
How to...
- How to survive a Houston Christmas without complaining about the heat: Embrace it! Wear shorts, drink lots of water, and enjoy the sunshine.
- How to find the best Tex-Mex food in Houston: Ask a local. They'll know the hidden gems.
- How to see the Christmas lights without freezing: Dress in layers and bring a warm coat for those chilly December nights.
- How to avoid the Christmas shopping crowds: Shop online or hit the stores early in the morning.
- How to get into the Christmas spirit in a warm climate: Put on some festive tunes, decorate your place, and spend time with loved ones.
