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Surviving (and Thriving) in Houston Summer: A Guide for the Sane
Houston summer. A phrase that evokes visions of melting asphalt, sweat-soaked t-shirts, and the constant battle against humidity. But fear not, fellow heat-seeking missiles! There’s more to Houston summer than just surviving. Let’s dive into some ways to not only endure, but actually enjoy, this fiery season.
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| What To Do In Houston In The Summer |
Embrace Your Inner Mermaid (or Gator)
Let’s face it, the best way to cool down is to get wet. Houston offers plenty of aquatic escapades.
- Water Parks: Schlitterbahn, Typhoon Texas, and Wet ‘n’ Wild Splashtown are your go-to destinations for water-based adrenaline rushes. Just remember to reapply that sunscreen more often than you change your swimsuit.
- Beaches: Galveston, you beautiful beast! While it's not exactly the Caribbean, the salty breeze and ocean waves can offer a much-needed respite from the city's heat.
- Pools: If you’re lucky enough to have a pool, consider yourself royalty. If not, find a friend with one. Or, you know, join a gym.
Indoor Adventures: Where the AC is Your BFF
Sometimes, the great outdoors is just too...outdoorsy. Here are some indoor options to keep you cool and entertained:
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- Museums: Houston boasts a world-class museum district. From art to science, there’s something for everyone. Plus, the AC is usually colder than your fridge.
- Malls: A classic for a reason. You can window shop, people watch, or just sit by the fountain and pretend you’re on vacation.
- Movie Theaters: Nothing beats a chilled theater with buttery popcorn and a giant screen. Just don't forget to hydrate.
Nighttime Shenanigans: Beating the Heat After Dark
Once the sun starts to set, Houston transforms into a city of lights (and slightly cooler temperatures).
- Outdoor Concerts and Festivals: Many events shift to evening hours to escape the daytime heat. Check local listings for music, food, and fun.
- Rooftop Bars: Enjoy stunning city views while sipping on something refreshing. Just watch out for those pesky mosquitoes.
- Dinner and a Show: Treat yourself to a fancy dinner followed by a theatrical performance. It's a great way to escape the summer madness.
How to... Survive Houston Summer
- How to stay hydrated: Drink plenty of water. Like, a lot. Add some electrolytes if you're really sweating it out.
- How to dress for the heat: Light, loose-fitting clothing is key. Cotton is your friend. Polyester, not so much.
- How to protect your skin: Sunscreen, sunscreen, sunscreen. And a hat.
- How to find indoor activities: Consult your local library, museums, and malls for cooling options.
- How to appreciate the little things: Embrace the slower pace of summer. Relax, recharge, and enjoy the downtime.
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