So You Wanna Be a Tucson Tomato Tycoon in June? A Hilarious Guide to Planting When it's Hotter Than Hades' Hair Dryer
Ah, June in Tucson. The sun beats down like a grumpy traffic cop, and the only thing most people want to plant themselves into is a swimming pool filled with margaritas. But hold on to your hats, veggie lovers and floral fanatics, because June is actually prime planting time in the Old Pueblo! That's right, with the monsoon season rolling in, it's time to get your hands dirty (or wear some snazzy gardening gloves) and transform your yard into a thriving oasis.
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| What To Plant In Tucson In June |
Don't Sweat It, Sprout It! - Planting Tips for the Tucson Torture Chamber (aka Summer)
Now, before you envision rows of wilting lettuce under the brutal sun, fear not! Tucson has a whole host of plants that thrive in the heat. Here's what you need to know:
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- Embrace the Monsoon: The summer rains are your best friend. They'll give your plants a much-needed drink without you having to constantly hose them down (unless you enjoy the feeling of being a human sprinkler, no judgement).
- Think Heat-Lovin': Forget your delicate English roses and fickle ferns. Opt for desert-friendly options like peppers, eggplant, and tomatoes. They'll laugh in the face of the scorching temperatures (although they probably won't laugh because, well, they're vegetables).
- Shade Those Bad Boys (and Girls): Even heat-tolerant plants appreciate a little afternoon shade. Plant them near walls, under trees, or get creative with shade cloth – think of it as a tiny umbrella for your precious produce.
Pro Tip: Plant your seeds a little deeper than usual to help them retain moisture in that dry Tucson soil.
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Flowers that Won't Faint (Unless You Forget to Water Them)
Looking to add a pop of color to your fiery furnace of a yard? Here are some fabulous flowering options for June:
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- Zinnias: These cheerful blooms come in a rainbow of colors and are as tough as a toddler with a juice box – perfect for our unforgiving climate.
- Marigolds: Not only are these beauties bright and cheery, but they also help deter pesky pests. So you can enjoy your flowers without unwanted guests (unless it's your chatty neighbor, then all bets are off).
- Texas Ranger (aka Texas Sage): This low-maintenance wonder boasts beautiful purple flowers that attract pollinators like crazy. Plus, it practically begs you not to water it too much – perfect for the forgetful gardener (we've all been there).
Remember: Deadheading (removing spent flowers) encourages these beauties to keep blooming all summer long.
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FAQ: Your Burning Questions Answered (Because It Is Hot Out There)
- How to keep my plants from turning into crispy critters in the Tucson sun? Morning sun is good, afternoon sun is not so good. Provide some shade for your heat-sensitive plants during the hottest part of the day. Mulch around your plants to help retain moisture – think of it as a tiny blanket for the thirsty roots.
- How often should I water my plants in June? It depends on the plant and the soil. But as a general rule, water deeply when the soil feels dry to the touch, and then let it dry out a bit before watering again. Remember, overwatering is just as bad as underwatering.
- How do I scare away the evil bunnies who keep nibbling on my veggies? There are many humane ways to deter these furry fiends. Try sprinkling cayenne pepper around your plants, or putting up a fence (just make sure it's bunny-proof – those little guys can be Houdini wannabes).
- How do I know when my vegetables are ready to harvest? This varies depending on the vegetable. Do some research on the specific variety you planted to find out when it's time to pick. Generally, vegetables are ready to harvest when they reach their full size and color.
- How do I celebrate a successful harvest? The most important question! Gather your friends and family, whip up a delicious meal featuring your homegrown veggies, and pat yourself on the back for being a Tucson gardening champion!
So there you have it, folks! With a little planning and some desert-friendly choices, you can transform your Tucson yard into a thriving summer oasis. Now get out there, get your hands dirty, and watch your garden grow! Just remember, sunscreen is your friend, and a hat is a must-have accessory (unless you're channeling your inner lizard and enjoying the rays). Happy planting!
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