The Denver Nuggets: Regular Season Rockstars, Playoff Punchline (Sometimes)?
The Denver Nuggets. A team known for their high altitude offense (sometimes literally involving Jokic throwing outlet passes that travel a mile high), a loyal fanbase that goes harder than Rocky himself, and a confusing history when it comes to their regular season record.
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So, how'd they ACTUALLY do last season?
Buckle up, because this one's a nail-biter (unless you're a Lakers fan reading this in July, then buckle up for a different reason). The 2023-2024 Denver Nuggets finished the season with a stellar 57-25 record, tying the Oklahoma City Thunder for the second-best record in the Western Conference. They were a force to be reckoned with, a well-oiled machine fueled by Jokic's triple-double machine gun and Jamal Murray's clutch daggers that could pierce hearts from downtown Denver (metaphorically, please don't throw actual daggers).
Did they win the championship then?
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Well, that's where things get a little...interesting. Let's just say the playoffs were a wild ride, full of unexpected twists and turns that would make M. Night Shyamalan proud. But hey, that's the beauty of the NBA, right? Every game is a story waiting to be written.
Nuggets Trivia: Record Breakers or Record Scratchers?
Here's a fun fact: The Nuggets actually hold the franchise record for most wins in a season at 57 (achieved twice, most recently in 2023-2024). But they've also had their fair share of rough patches, including a season where they almost tied the NBA record for fewest wins (yikes). Luckily, those days seem to be behind them...for now.
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Important Note: Don't ask Nuggets fans about the early 2000s. Those were some dark times, and we're all still trying to move on.
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Frequently Asked Questions (Because You Know You're Curious)
How to celebrate a Nuggets win?
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- Step 1: Acquire a Rocky Balboa statue (any size will do).
- Step 2: Run around your house triumphantly, high-fiving said statue.
- Step 3: Blast "Rocky Theme" at max volume. Neighbors be damned, it's a Nuggets victory!
How to deal with a Nuggets loss?
- Step 1: Acknowledge the pain. It's okay to feel things.
- Step 2: Distract yourself with copious amounts of Rocky Mountain Oysters (be warned, tourists, this is a metaphor for delicious food, not actual...oysters).
- Step 3: Remember, there's always next season!
How to convince your friend to become a Nuggets fan?
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- Step 1: Show them highlights of Nikola Jokic's passing wizardry. They'll be mesmerized.
- Step 2: Take them to a game at Ball Arena. The energy is electric, and nothing beats the roar of the crowd after a Murray three-pointer.
- Step 3: Gift them a Jokic jersey. Instant Nuggets fan.
How to explain the altitude advantage to your out-of-town friends?
- Step 1: Just tell them it's like playing basketball on the moon. Slightly exaggerated, but it gets the point across.
- Step 2: Offer to explain the science behind air pressure differences, but be prepared for glazed-over eyes.
- Step 3: Show them a video of opposing players gasping for air. Proof enough.
How to get tickets to a Nuggets game?
- Step 1: Prepare for battle. Nuggets tickets are hot commodities.
- Step 2: Set your alarms for ticket sales.
- Step 3: May the odds be ever in your favor!
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