Those Sorry Sods at Pearl Harbor: The Tale of Two Battleships Who Took a Permanent Nap
Ah, Pearl Harbor. A day that will live in infamy... and also a day that wasn't exactly a banner one for the USS Oklahoma and USS Utah. These two battleships were chilling in Pearl Harbor, minding their own business, when the Japanese navy showed up for a surprise round of "Battleship: Real Life Edition." Let's just say things didn't go swimmingly.
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| What Was The Fate Of The Uss Oklahoma And Uss Utah |
The USS Oklahoma: From Battleship to Sidewalk Pancake
The Oklahoma was moored next to the USS Maryland, enjoying a tropical Hawaiian breeze. Then, BOOM! Torpedoes. Lots of torpedoes. The Oklahoma took a mighty hit and decided to impersonate a beached whale, rolling right over onto its side. Now, this wouldn't have been so bad if the Oklahoma wasn't full of brave sailors. Thankfully, many were rescued, but sadly, hundreds perished inside the overturned hull.
But wait, there's more! Salvage crews eventually righted the Oklahoma, but the poor ship was too mangled to return to active duty. So, they stripped it of its goodies and eventually sent it off to battleship retirement heaven (which, let's be honest, probably involved a very large scrapyard).
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The USS Utah: The Forgotten Ship That Never Forgot to Capsize
The USS Utah wasn't even on Battleship Row! It was busy being a target ship for anti-aircraft training (because apparently, battleships needed target practice too). Just like its buddy the Oklahoma, though, the Utah got a face full of torpedoes and decided to do its best impression of a submerged jungle gym.
Unlike the Oklahoma, the Utah was deemed too far gone to even bother salvaging. So, it just kinda... stayed there. Resting in peace, entombed in the harbor floor, a permanent reminder of the sneak attack.
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Side note: The Utah is a bit of a forgotten hero. It didn't have the dramatic fiery explosion of the Arizona, but it still went down fighting (well, mostly sinking, but you get the idea).
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So, what'd we learn today?
- Don't park your battleship next to a target range during wartime.
- Surprise attacks are a real bummer for everyone involved.
- Sometimes, even battleships need a permanent nap.
How-To FAQs for the Aspiring Battleship Captain (or Anyone Who Doesn't Want Their Ship to Capsize)
How to avoid getting torpedoed? This one's tricky. Maybe don't sail into war zones? Invest in a really good radar system? Wear lucky socks?
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How to survive a capsized ship? This is where your swimming lessons come in handy. Also, staying calm and following emergency procedures is a good call.
How to raise a sunken battleship? It depends! If it's just a little nap-capsize, maybe some inflatable pool noodles and a strong back will do. For something more serious, call a professional salvage company (unless you're handy with a giant crane).
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How to become a battleship captain? This one requires dedication! Join your navy, work your way up the ranks, and be prepared for a whole lot of responsibility (and maybe a surprise attack or two).
How to show respect for those lost on the USS Oklahoma and Utah? Learn their stories, remember their sacrifice, and maybe don't start any surprise wars.
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