The Existential Crisis of a Lions Fan: You Don't Remember the Score?
Let's be honest, Detroit Lions fans. We've all been there. You wake up with a vague, beer-fueled memory of a game. Was it a glorious victory? A soul-crushing defeat? Or, perhaps most likely, a game that induced such a powerful sense of "meh" you've completely blanked it from your memory.
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So, What's the Score? (Unless it's Preseason, Then Who Cares?)
There's good news and bad news, depending on your current level of optimism (or perhaps, denial). The good news? It's currently the 12th of July. The NFL season hasn't begun, so the Lions haven't played a single game yet. You're free and clear!
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The bad news? This existential dread is a recurring theme for Lions fans. Preseason kicks off soon, though, and with it comes the annual cycle of hope, despair, and questionable referee calls.
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Here's a tip: Bookmark the Lions' schedule [Detroit Lions Schedule] so you can avoid this mini-crisis in the future.
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But Seriously, How Do I Find Out the Score?
Let's say it's actually later in the season, and you're facing a genuine memory lapse. Fear not, fellow fan! There are several ways to unearth the elusive final score:
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- The Power of the Internet: A quick Google search with "Detroit Lions recent score" should do the trick. Sports news sites and the official Lions website [Detroit Lions Official Website] will all have the info.
- Consult Your Die-Hard Lions Buddy: We all have that one friend who lives and breathes Honolulu blue. Hit them up for a quick score update (and maybe some moral support).
- Embrace the Sports Talk Radio Abyss: Dive into the wild world of sports radio. Be prepared for some takes that are hotter than Honolulu in July, but you'll definitely hear the score (along with some questionable commentary).
Bonus Round: How to Avoid This Situation Altogether
Here are some handy tips to avoid future amnesia:
- Watch the Game: This seems obvious, but hey, sometimes life gets in the way.
- DVR/Streaming is Your Friend: Set it and forget it! No more fuzzy memories.
- Embrace the Preseason: It's a lower-stakes way to get your Lions fix and avoid the existential dread of the regular season.
How to be a Lions Fan? It's a rollercoaster ride of emotions, but with a little planning, you can avoid the post-game mystery. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find some antacids. Just in case.
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