You Heard Right, Colts Fans: Today Was Not Your Day (But Hey, at Least It's Not Winter Yet!)
It's the 3rd of July, everyone's firing up the grill, and the only thing hotter than those burgers should be... well, maybe not the Indianapolis Colts today. That's right, folks, if you're craving Colts news that sizzles more than a dud firework, then this post might leave you feeling a tad deflated.
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But First, Let's Talk Turkey (or Should We Say, Texan?)
There isn't much to report on the score front because... the Colts haven't played a game today! It's still the preseason, folks, and those sizzling summer days are all about practice, preparation, and (hopefully) avoiding any injuries that would put a damper on that upcoming Championship run.
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Now, before you start reaching for the antacids, here's the silver lining: There's no chance of replaying that fumble from the second quarter. We all have those moments, right? Like, that time you accidentally used your phone's flashlight instead of the camera to capture that once-in-a-lifetime sunset. Exactly.
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So When Do the Colts Actually Play?
Hold onto your horseshoes (or should we say, horseshoes...), because the wait isn't that long! The first pre-season game is set for Sunday, August 11th, against the Denver Broncos. Mark your calendars, fire up the TVs, and get ready to witness the Colts rise like a phoenix from the ashes... of this very informative (but score-less) update.
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Colts Fan FAQs:
How to channel your inner Colts fan during the preseason lull? Easy! Dust off your jerseys, rewatch highlights from last season, and maybe even perfect your rendition of "Gridiron Glory."
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How to deal with the inevitable social media taunts from your rival team's fans? Respond with memes. Trust us, a well-placed meme speaks volumes.
How to avoid accidentally grilling your phone while checking for game updates? Maybe put the phone down and enjoy the company (or at least the delicious food) around you. There will be plenty of games to come!
How to score major points with your fellow Colts fans? Man the grill, bring the refreshments, and be ready to reminisce about all the amazing Colts moments (because, let's face it, there have been plenty!).
How to stay updated on all things Colts? Bookmark the official Colts website and follow their social media channels. That way, you'll be the first to know when the next game is, and (hopefully) the first to celebrate that winning touchdown!
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